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mjluva28

1. mjluva28
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2009 7:35pm UTC
   cut music
   not skin
   
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2. mjluva28
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2009 4:53pm UTC
   dayum
   you're hot
   smile
   it makes people wonder
   laugh
   you know you want to :)
   love me
   please?
   
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3. mjluva28
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2009 4:43pm UTC
   I'm scared because...
   I dont want anyone else
   to have your heart.
   I dont want anyone else
   to kiss your lips.
   I dont want anyone else
   to be in your arms.
   I dont want anyone else
   to be the one you love.
   I'm scared because...
   I dont want anyone
   to take my place
   
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4. mjluva28
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2009 4:41pm UTC
   BEFORE YOU DIE,
   YOU SEE
   THE MUFFIN
   
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5. mjluva28
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2009 4:38pm UTC
   I HATE IT WHEN
   THE LITTLE VOICES
   ARGUE WITH MY
   IMAGINARY
   FRIENDS
   
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6. mjluva28
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2009 4:36pm UTC
   blonde: WHAT DOES "IDK" MEAN??
   brunette: I DONT KNOW.
   blonde: OMG... NO ONE KNOWS!
   
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7. mjluva28
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2009 4:35pm UTC
   im not as
   random
   as you
   think i
   salad.
   
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8. mjluva28
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2009 4:34pm UTC
   when nothing goes right...
   go left.
   
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9. mjluva28
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2009 4:32pm UTC
   ____________
   | |
   | \ / |
   | X |
   | / \ |
   | |
   ---------------------
   Loading error
   Oh look...
   your so gangsta
   you scared the
   background away...
   
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10. mjluva28
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 4:12pm UTC
    IF A ROBOT DOES
    THE ROBOT WOULD
    IT STILL BE CALLED
    THE ROBOT OR IS IT
    JUST DANCING?
    
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11. mjluva28
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 4:11pm UTC
    sometimes i wish i was a monkey
    so i could throw bananas at people
    and it would be legal XD
    
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12. mjluva28
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 4:09pm UTC
    only in america
    can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    do banks leave both doors open and
    then chain the pens to the counters
    do they have drive-up ATM machines
    with braille lettering
    
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13. mjluva28
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 4:02pm UTC
    $$ $$
    $ $
    $$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$
    $$ THE TOOTH FAIRY $$
    $$ TEACHE$ CHILDREN $$
    $$ THAT THEY CAN $ELL $$
    $$ THEIR BODY PART$ $$
    $$ FOR MONEY! $$
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    moneybag :D
    
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14. mjluva28
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 3:52pm UTC
    YOU ARE:
    -Hot
    -Sexy
    -Cool
    OOPS sorry, wrong person :D
    
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