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misssamanthab

1. misssamanthab
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   November 17, 2011 7:56pm UTC
   Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
   
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2. misssamanthab
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   November 17, 2011 7:55pm UTC
   If you die in a elevator, make sure you push the up botton(:
   
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3. misssamanthab
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   November 15, 2011 4:45pm UTC
   I'm a girl, i overreact, overestimate, underestimate, over think everything, dream big. and when i say i love you, im not lying. <3
   
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4. misssamanthab
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   November 15, 2011 4:22pm UTC
   8 year old kids today have, facebook, twitter, phones, ipods. when i was thier age i had a coloring book, some crayons, chalk and imagination(:
   
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5. misssamanthab
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   November 15, 2011 4:20pm UTC
   The awkward moment when you keep talking and you relize your friend walked away
   
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6. misssamanthab
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   November 14, 2011 5:51pm UTC
   That awkward moment when santa clause has the same wrapping paper as your mom -__-
   
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7. misssamanthab
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   November 14, 2011 4:50pm UTC
   me and my friends are the type that if my house flooded, we'd be swimming(:
   
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8. misssamanthab
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   November 9, 2011 4:54pm UTC
   abnoxciously jamming out to music when your home alone<3
   
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9. misssamanthab
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   November 7, 2011 10:39pm UTC
   when i was younger and people left candy buckets but the candy was gone i would say "stupid teenagers, why'd they take all the candy!" but now i'm that stupid teenager taking all the candy!
   
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10. misssamanthab
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    September 25, 2011 11:24am UTC
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