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OperationBeautiful · 1 decade ago
Embrace who you are and don't forget to love yourself. You are amazing and beautiful.
OperationBeautiful.com
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hello gorgeous, how are you on this fine day?
JOKES, it's raining. WHY THE F/CK IS IT RAINING IN NOVEMBER?
I swear, the sky is bi-polar, this morning it was ridiculously hot!
The day I decide to go for a run, it starts to rain and I'm just like 'RUN FASTER, MARIA'. I didn't get wet, thankfully.
Oh... the dirtiness in that sentence ;)
Chapter 18 is up & I really hope you like it, you can go and see if I killed Jesse or not. Hah! You already know the answer to that...
Sooo... I think I like a b o y & I'm just like.... D: I need someones like opinion, so pretty please with a cherry on the top comment on my profile & comment what you think of the chapter, if you think it's crappy, say so!
Xx Maria :*
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
I'M BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Awkward moment when you didn't even know I was gone o.O
I missed you all so much! It was horrible without you! & today, when I got home, I was like YOU AND ME WITTY, TILL DEATH DO US PART.
Well, obviously, I'm here on your gracious profile to tell you that I have uploaded (:
I also made a song up, ready... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, *enter guys name* got h0rney. *enter girls name* said she was going to bed soon, so *enter guys name* snuck into her bedroom and they had all night until they heard their mamas come upstairs!
Hehehhheee, my fail of making up a song-thingy (:
But doesn't matter cause I have Witty!
Bye lovely! <3
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minniexoxo99 · 1 decade ago
No!! i have been waiting!! ahhhhh
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR SMITHERS!!
I will never forget that one sentence up there, like every time someone sings the birthday song thingy, I think of that. Does any one else do that? :o
I had my pink mufti-day for breast cancer today, I honestly don't know how all you Americans (and anybody else who gets to wear whatever the f/ck that'd like to school) do it. I was struggling to find an outfit to wear just for one day!
Arghh!
A new chapter is up, I have exams in three weeks... EW! So, I don't know if the next chapter is going to be the last chapter for three weeks or if I'm going to continue. I'm yet to decide, because I really should be studding :/
Anyways, I love you && have a great night/day!
Xx Mariiaa
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hello lovely! <3
Guess what?!
*nobody answers and everybody looks around awkwardly*
No?
Ok. :c
I was going to tell you I put a new chapter up but you probably already realised that when you like, saw my username.
Things aren't awkward unless you make them [[I worked out]] and I make everything awkward. Even if its not awkward, I'll be like 'Awkward' and then it'll turn awkward.
I won't be uploading until Thursday, I wrote it in the authors note at the bottom of chapter but most of you probably don't even read that, or this. Imagine if I was just typing to myself & like nobody read it...
...Awkward...
I pretended to be one of my friends today, does any one else do that? We had a substitute for Maths though I think she already knew who we were ^.^ But for Science, even though the teacher was our normal teacher she played along with it.
...I want a BOYFRIEND.
IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND I'D NEVER LET YOU GO!
I feel like I'm forever alone... what if all of Witty gets boyfriends/girlfriends and I'm the only single one with my 69 cats?!
I'm going to name my cats now, Mallory, Jade, Flower, Gromitt, White, Gray, Black, Blue, Pink, Purple, Lilac, Brown. 12 DOWN, 50 SOMETHING LEFT!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hey lovelys! Thank you all for all the support and feedback for I Met Him On Omegle. Chapter 1 is up and I hope you enjoy it, sorry it's starting off so slow.
Now, heaps of you have been asking how American accents are sexy. I'm Australian and find American accents really sexy, like I wish I could have an American accent. British accents are awesome but American are the best.
Uh... what to say, what to say...
I cleaned my room today...
Yeah and I spent like all Saturday watching Jacksgap. If you haven't seen any of the videos you should go see them because Jack is yummy.
My uploads are going to be crappy because it's school holidays. Who likes Spring? I do c;
Anyways, byee!
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JustAnotherWittyGuy18 · 1 decade ago
Yeah it is, but all that matters is that he's okay, and yeah i hope they do too, thank you for your comment :)
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xstories4you · 1 decade ago
Read my story :D
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foreverme1331 · 1 decade ago
hahaha lol im sorry. it lights up saying i love you
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luvchuforever · 1 decade ago
thanks you are too!
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citylights13 · 1 decade ago
Hello there, it's me.
I'm taking the time to let my friends and followers know that I will not be using this account anymore.
From now on I will be using this account :
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/hopelesslaughter
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xoxo01 · 1 decade ago
hey,if you have a tumblr, follow me? http://youaremyfascination.tumblr.com/
sorry if im annoying you with this. but i want more follows.. i don't really have a lot. thaanks(:
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Squirtle713 · 1 decade ago
No problemm!(:
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danni79 · 1 decade ago
thanks babe
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danni79 · 1 decade ago
HEY ! im following you ! follow back ?
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sean101123321 · 1 decade ago
cami!(:
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xxsammxx · 1 decade ago
who am i being a to?
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smileekylee23 · 1 decade ago
suup sis, yuur gay kbye♥
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youarebeautiful_x3 · 1 decade ago
You are beautiful, inside and out (:
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