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minimicky773

1. minimicky773
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2011 10:40pm UTC
   A conversation between my dad and my grandma....
   Dad: So mom your buns arent rising??
   Grandma: Yaa now we dont have any buns
   Dad: Well then i should probably go buy some more buns
   Idk why i thought this was funny but i did
   
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2. minimicky773
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   April 5, 2011 1:50pm UTC
   Everyone is entitled to have an opinion. Its just that yours is STUPID!
   
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3. minimicky773
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   April 1, 2011 8:44pm UTC
   My Other Ride is...
   Y
   o
   u
   r
   M
   o
   m
   !!!
   
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4. minimicky773
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2011 1:23pm UTC
   When life gives you lemons
   Make orange juice
   And then sit back and watch
   As the whole world wonders how you did it
   
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5. minimicky773
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   September 12, 2010 4:42pm UTC
   WHAT?! WHAT DID U JUST SAY?! DID U JUST SAY THAT I COULDNT HAVE THAT COOKIE?! WELL THEN WHY DONT U GO DIE IN A HOLE AND THEN I WILL EAT THAT COOKIE! HA!
   
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6. minimicky773
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   September 12, 2010 4:26pm UTC
   Some people say im CRAZY.
   I just think that they are JEALOUS!
   
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7. minimicky773
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   July 22, 2010 3:38pm UTC
   Keep Your Friends CLose
   But Your Enemies Closer!
   
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8. minimicky773
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   July 19, 2010 11:10pm UTC
   PEACE
   LOVE
   FRIENDSHIP
   
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9. minimicky773
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   July 19, 2010 11:01pm UTC
   How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know!
   
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10. minimicky773
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    July 19, 2010 10:45pm UTC
    Am I the only one who runs to the end of the RAINBOW and screams " CRAP... where is my POT OF GOLD"?
    
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11. minimicky773
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    July 19, 2010 10:41pm UTC
    OMG BANANA!
    OMG PICKLE!
    OMG CARROT!
    OMG PEPPER!
    
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12. minimicky773
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    July 19, 2010 10:40pm UTC
    Here's a scrath-n-sniff sticker. It smells just like a PICKLE!
    - Tree Trunks:Adventure Time
    
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13. minimicky773
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    July 19, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    I was very naughty nice this year. Plz get me that laptop, mp3, and camera this year!
    <3
    The nicest girl in the world!
    
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14. minimicky773
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    July 19, 2010 10:24pm UTC
    I Put The Lime In The Coconut
    Now What?
    
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15. minimicky773
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    July 19, 2010 10:21pm UTC
    Victoria's Secret
    What is it?
    
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16. minimicky773
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    July 19, 2010 10:18pm UTC
    The Couch, The Person, The Bag Of Potato Chips.
    Will They EVER Collide To Create The Couch Potato?
    
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17. minimicky773
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    July 19, 2010 10:12pm UTC
    Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
    
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18. minimicky773
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    July 19, 2010 10:01pm UTC
    Some People Wonder What Life Is All About, But I Know! Life Is All About....
    COOKIES!
    COOKIES!
    AND MORE
    COOKIES!
    
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19. minimicky773
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    July 19, 2010 9:57pm UTC
    Sometimes I Feel Bottled Inside.
    
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20. minimicky773
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    July 19, 2010 9:54pm UTC
    OMG...What is that you have there?
    I knew it was a cookie! But is it chocolate chip?
    Oh it is! Ummm... It looks yummy!
    Oh it is? Can I have a peice?
    Yay!!!! OM NOM NOM!
    
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