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Heyyy!! As you may have noticed, a lot of my quotes are faded colors! lol, its really fun to do!=] You can request me to do your name or something wit the faded colors, just tell me your name and the colors you want faded=] ummmm... I spend a lot of time on my quotes so please comment or favoritize if you like them!!! Thanks!!

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minim89
posted a quote
June 4, 2009 5:55pm UTC

it's not officially summer
[until you forget what day of the week it is]
credit to CANDiELANDx3 just changed colors a bit =]

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minim89
posted a quote
April 3, 2009 5:08pm UTC

Dreams
are the reason I go to sleep at night.
Because at least there
you love me
credit to mrsnickjonas1011. i just changed the colors and what not.

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minim89
posted a quote
April 2, 2009 9:02pm UTC

Funny Things To Do/Say when....
Someone says "sorry!"
* this is if someone bumped into you or knocked you down [that you probs dont know]
----> just stop dead in your tracks and stare at them blank-faced
----> get in defensive position like your going to hurt them
----> fall on the floor "crying" and say to people passing by, " THAT THING PUSHED ME DOWN! CALL THE ABULANCE!!!!!"
----> follow them and bump into them really hard, then say, "oh... sorry" (thats sarcasticly)
----> yell after them, "HEY, SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT, BUDDY!"
----> follow them barking, or quacking, or any weird animal sound
Completelyyy mine, give credit! thanks!

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minim89
posted a quote
March 24, 2009 9:00pm UTC

---> We All Know Her...
oh yes... her. The girl who
always thinks she's the
best. She always feels
the need to beat everyone
at everything. Well, her?
Ya, stop. Stop trying to
beat everyone, because
h u n, in this world...
You Never Win. <---

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minim89
posted a quote
March 23, 2009 8:40pm UTC

Funny Things To Do/Say when....
someone says "What's up?!"
---->"Is that really any of your business?"-pause-"Didn't think so."
---->"The sky is up, smart one!" and point to the sky
---->"I don't feel the need to share my personal feelings with you." and then walk away acting all "violated" (like some personal therapy person, lol)
---->"Why don't you look up and tell me?!?!"

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minim89
posted a quote
March 22, 2009 7:55pm UTC

Funny Things To Do/Say when....
someone says "Have a nice day"
---->"I was going to until you ruined it."
---->"I intend to!!" and walk away angry
---->"Don't tell me what to do!" and walk away
---->"Maybe I don't want to!" and walk away angry
should I make this a series??? like, the funny things to do/say when...
PLEASE COMMENT && respond, THANKS! =]

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minim89
posted a quote
March 21, 2009 5:18pm UTC

Friends?
m o r e l i k e
Sisters

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minim89
posted a quote
March 10, 2009 6:55pm UTC

Forget love,
I'd rather fall in chocolate
♥
*words from someone who i forget their sn!!! sorry!!! comment and ill give u credit.*

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minim89
posted a quote
March 4, 2009 5:53pm UTC

do you remember
when you said forever?

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minim89
posted a quote
March 4, 2009 5:26pm UTC

Don't you just love...
when some people
put put hearts and say
'I Love You'
next to their boyfriend's name
but, the next day
they break-up?

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minim89
posted a quote
March 2, 2009 9:13am UTC

Interesting Facts #1
1. About 30% of people can lick there elbow.
2. About 75% of people actually tried that.
3. Now you are laughing that you tried it.
4. 70% of people won't admit that you were laughing.
5. 50% of people start laughing again.
6. In case you didn't know, all of the percents were not accurate.

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minim89
posted a quote
February 28, 2009 10:24am UTC

Be nice to nerds.
Chances are, you'll end up working for one.
-Bill Gates

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minim89
posted a quote
February 25, 2009 7:52pm UTC

If you were a McDonalds burger,
you would be called McGorgeous.
omg, hilarious "pick up" line my friend told me... lol

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minim89
posted a quote
February 25, 2009 7:21pm UTC

If beauty was time,
you'd be an eternity.

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minim89
posted a quote
February 25, 2009 7:12pm UTC

Do you have any raisins?
How about a date?