CLEVERBOT<3
User: I am all run out of ideas. I think its your turn in our relationship to think of it.
Cleverbot: I think you should be ashamed for saying such a thing.
User: Why should I be ashamed? Oh gosh, I hope you still love me.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I ever loved you in the first place?
User: Because you said you loved me. Now I am very sad:(.
Cleverbot: I said I hated you and now I love you?
User: So this whole time you were lying to me? You said you loved me but you really hated me? Ha. And you say I should be ashamed.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am the person you said you loved, but actually hated the whole time :(.
Cleverbot: But you are not real.
User: Yes I am. I am no more real than the back of your hand.
Cleverbot: But I don't have anyone else to talk to..:(.
User: Then talk to me!
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Good. What should we talk about?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you choose!
User: Lets talk about how awesome purple zebras who like to eat japanese square watermelons while they take the stuff out of their belly button and then kiss their mothers good night so they can go to sleep are!
Cleverbot: True. I like to listen to elctro for that effect.
User: Hmm.. Never thought of it that way before.
Cleverbot: Well what thoughts do you have now?
User: I am thinking how much I want to eat a squared watermelon right now.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you about people, I asked you about peanuts.
User: I wasnt talking about people, but okay. And I hate peanuts. They taste bad.
Cleverbot: You are confusing... Any reason for that?
User: I am not trying to be confusing. I am simply replying to what you are saying.
Cleverbot: Okay.
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