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  1. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:58am UTC
    *See a drop dead gorgeous girl*
    Me: Holy crap!!
    Her: What!?!?
    Me: Oh nothin, I just dropped something.
    Her: Oh, what was it?
    Me: Oh nothin, just my self esteem

  2. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:15am UTC
    Realising i'm 18 next year and the excuse,
    "Mum said I cant hang out today"
    Will not longer work for people you dont wanna be with...

  3. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:42am UTC
    Finding Witty on accident=
    BEST ACCIDENT EVER!!

  4. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:06am UTC
    Dont you worry your pretty little mind,
    People throw rocks at things that shine
    and life makes love looks hard...

  5. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 4:24am UTC
    Yes this will be a top quote!!!
    1 fav... -_-

  6. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 5:22am UTC
    GUY: Hi im a guy on witty
    *Nek Minnit*
    999999 million girls started following you...

  7. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 7:30am UTC
    I LOVE YOU!
    <3
    Is it really that hard to understand?

  8. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Going to funeral tomorrow for my Poppy
    I miss him so so much <3

  9. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 8:19am UTC
    Silence is a girls
    loudest cry!

  10. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Tell me how to get back to
    Summer paradise with you
    And i'll be there in a heartbeat

  11. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:32am UTC
    I wish I could trust people now..
    As easy as I could when I was in preschool...

  12. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 8:30am UTC
    If your name starts with...
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    Then you are beautiful!!!

  13. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 6:14am UTC
    Watched Ben Breedlove's youtube video...
    So sad ;(
    R.I.P Ben xoxo

  14. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 6:44am UTC
    If your reading this...
    Your Beautiful <3

  15. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 7:24am UTC
    Just because i'm not perfect,
    doesn't mean i'm not perfect for you...

  16. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:46am UTC
    Every girl deserves to be told she's beautiful ♥

  17. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:51am UTC
    Screw relationships,
    I want a flirtationship ;)

  18. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 7:39am UTC
    Boys, I'm sorry I don't have bleach blonde hair, I'm sorry my hair doesn't stay the same all day, I'm sorry I don't have big boobs, I'm sorry I don't have a nice bum or nice legs I'm sorry I'm not stunning I'm sorry I'm not your ideal girl If you want a girl like that than GO BUY A BARBIE Yours sincerely the girl who isn't perfect. Put this as your status if you don't care if your not perfect.

  19. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:53am UTC
    You give me premature ventricular contractions <3

  20. mikstar01 mikstar01
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:37am UTC
    So I have heard about guys who:
    *Call us beautiful instead of hot or sexy
    *Aint afraid to hold our hand around mates
    *Give us their hoodies
    *Tell us they love us AND mean it
    But ive come to find out THEY DONT EXIST!!!

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