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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. IzzyIsRawr IzzyIsRawr
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    ......................
    I was downstairs
    And I shouted up to my sister...
    >> Free chocolates! <<
    When she had sprinted down those stairs,
    And found that there was no chocolate
    The look on her face,
    >Was hilarious<
    {She's 9}
    .......................


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. emilycrowne emilycrowne
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    && you wonder why
    I don't talk to you anymore...
    Maybe it's because you led me on,
    lied to me,
    broke my heart,
    and then came back for more...
    I mean, what am I supposed to say;
    thanks?

    Not My Quote

  6. Arcade1012 Arcade1012
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    One night a boy and his girlfriend were driving home from the cinema.
    The girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk.
    She told him her feelings had changed and it was time to move on.
    A silent tear slid down the boy's cheek as he slowly reached into his
    pocket and handed her a folded note.
    At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down the same street.
    He swerved into the side of the car, k i l l i n g the boy instantly.
    Miraculously the girl survived.
    When she came ou t o f the hospital, she opened the note the boy
    had given her.
    It said,
    "Without your love, I would die."
    Not mine
    Credit To whoever
    Non

  7. flipflopsx flipflopsx
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    Twilight vs. Harry Potter
    Fav for Twilight and comment for Potter xxx ♥

  8. green_eyes green_eyes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    You're the reasons for the hearts on my paper.


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  10. cherrypink cherrypink
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 2:41pm UTC
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  11. ledgerawr ledgerawr
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 2:33pm UTC
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  12. dancingnut dancingnut
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    #+&, don't you just hate it when>>..
    You make the awesomest quote,
    and you're the only one to fave it?..
    -.-
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥


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  14. IzzyIsRawr IzzyIsRawr
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    Comment if you like chocolate
    Follow if your bored
    Fave if you want to see a pink banana wearing a dressing gown on a unicycle juggling pencils ;]

  15. hollisterbaybx94 hollisterbaybx94
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    If a guy (( pauses )) his Black Opps
    game, just to text you back;
    MARRY HIM.

  16. Christie* Christie*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 1:09pm UTC
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  17. kaitlinsara_ kaitlinsara_
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    I love it when
    in the middle of our kiss I can feel you smiling♥

  18. uconn23 uconn23
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 11:36am UTC
    "There's millions of fish in the sea,
    why choose the fish that's going to break your heart?"
    "Because I love that fish"
    -Full House


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