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1. hollisterbaybx94
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   April 21, 2011 1:40am UTC
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   ‎national surprise drug test day .
   
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2. hollisterbaybx94
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   April 13, 2011 3:32pm UTC
   HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥: > He stares at you a lot He hits you a lot(playfully) >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk > You hung up on him. He called you back > You where invited by him to a group outin >He called you to talk about nothing at all. > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.) Now make a wish. > >> > >> > >> > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥ > >> > >> > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥ > >> > >> Ok stop!! Your wish will come true if you repost this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love ! Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
   
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3. hollisterbaybx94
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   February 24, 2011 2:49pm UTC
   A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
   The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
   The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
   The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
   The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
   The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
   -Facebook :)
   
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4. hollisterbaybx94
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   February 16, 2011 3:54pm UTC
   Boy: Why are you straightening your hair?
   Girl: Because straightening it makes it longer.
   Boy: Really?
   Girl: Yeah. Didn't you know that?
   Boy: No..
   Girl: Ok.
   Psychiatrist: So, why did you try to put your dick into a hair straightener?
   Boy: ....
   -Facebook.
   -oh
   
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5. hollisterbaybx94
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   February 1, 2011 9:34am UTC
   >>Today my boyfriend told me he wanted a break. We've been going out for as long as I can remember. He said he needs time, but wants me back in the future. I'm not making this up to try and get fav's because I know how some people do that.
   He's coming over today to talk about everything.
   If I can just get a couple of favorites I don't even need alot. Just enough so I can show him later so he can see how many people now know how much I love him.
   
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6. hollisterbaybx94
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   January 28, 2011 3:29pm UTC
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7. hollisterbaybx94
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   January 26, 2011 11:25pm UTC
   Boyfriend: Just out of curiosity, why did you dump your last boyfriend?
   Girlfriend: I thought I liked him... but he always tried to change things about me.
   Boyfriend: There is only one thing I would ever want you to change about yourself.
   Girlfriend: Hmm... and what might that be?
   Boyfriend: Your last name.
   <3XOXO.
   
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8. hollisterbaybx94
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   January 24, 2011 2:12pm UTC
   If a guy (( pauses )) his Black Opps
   game, just to text you back;
   MARRY HIM.
   
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9. hollisterbaybx94
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   January 23, 2011 12:08pm UTC
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10. hollisterbaybx94
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    January 23, 2011 11:49am UTC
    I pitched a perfect game as a freshman and everyone went to this huge party but me.
    Instead, I rode my bike 10 miles to stop my friend from committing suicide. I was hit by a car on my way there.
    I saved my friends life, but lost both arms. I'll never pitch again, but seeing my friend smile is worth it.
    -sixbillionsecrets♥
    
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11. hollisterbaybx94
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    January 1, 2010 3:46pm UTC
    Grab your Phone.
    got it ?!
    yup
    What kind is your phone?
    gravity
    Who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
    Mason
    Whos the last person you called?
    Joee. xP..ewwyy
    Who was your last missed call from?
    Unknowwnn...0.o
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Daddy
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    Jackiee
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    11..woww.
    What do you have as your background?
    My bestfriend(:
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    Stephh
    Whos the first person who comes up under B?
    Brandon
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    1
    Who was your last message from.
    Stephh
    Who is the first name in your phone book
    Alexx
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    Zackk Cell
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    Stephh, Danii, Mommy.(; , Chiara
    Whos the 5th person under A?
    Andreww
    Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    Joeyy...ewwyy xp
    What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    Call me
    
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12. hollisterbaybx94
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    December 27, 2009 1:42pm UTC
    The other day on the bus:
    Some guy asked me "Why do you wear a bra?
    You have nothing to put in it."
    All his guy friends started laughing.
    So I said; "You wear pants dont you?"
    They were slient the whole rest of the ride.
    MLIA
    i knoww this is a quote on witty, but this actually happend!(:
    fav, comment?
    
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13. hollisterbaybx94
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    December 24, 2009 7:19pm UTC
    So after what happened with tiger woods,
    Everyone started calling him
    Tiger, the lion cheetah.
    really lazy on colorrss, you can re-do if yuu likee,
    just givee crediitt.
    
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14. hollisterbaybx94
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    December 24, 2009 7:12pm UTC
    Today,
    I went to get a new phone.
    When i got to the phone store, i found the phone i wanted
    and went to the front desk, and checked-out.
    All of the sudden the guy who worked there
    heard his phone ringing, when he went to answer
    it, he turned beat red. I wondered why, so
    he put his phone down (( on silent )). I took a little
    peek over at his phone && the caller ID said "Mom".
    I love my phone store.
    MLIA
    
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15. hollisterbaybx94
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    December 22, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    x_i love him oh yes i do;
    he is for me and not for you.
    && by any (( chance )) you take my place
    i'll take my fist and smash your face(:
    
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16. hollisterbaybx94
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    December 20, 2009 7:08pm UTC
    The blonde test =]
    lets see whos a dumb blondeeee.
    38 out of 40 ouch.
    =]
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [x] You have ran into a tree
    7 [] It is possible to lick your elbow
    8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [x] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [] You have eaten a bug
    28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [x] You break a lot of things; just about everyday
    33 [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
    34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
    35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing
    
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17. hollisterbaybx94
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    December 20, 2009 2:42pm UTC
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18. hollisterbaybx94
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    December 19, 2009 4:02pm UTC
    x___theres nothing left to say;
    don't waste another day
    --->just you and me tonight<---
    everything *will* be okay
    If it's alright with you
    then it's alright with me
    Babyxlet'sxtakexthisxtimexlet's
    make new memories.♥
    jay sean - do you remember♥
    
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    December 19, 2009 3:07pm UTC
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    December 17, 2009 3:49pm UTC
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