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wisely
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October 31, 2012 10:15am UTC

The dirty look you have when
you are super hungry.

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mandababy97
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October 31, 2012 9:51am UTC

dont walk behind me,
i may not lead.
dont walk in front of me
i may not follow.
just walk beside me & be my friend.

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Skink
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October 31, 2012 9:34am UTC

Who else thinks#1
GANGNAM STYLE has changed the world?
Should I make a series?

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beachbabe7
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October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Hurricane Katrina
Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
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dave franco*
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December 31, 2011 9:54pm UTC

eeeeeewwwwwww
all the food in my fridge is from last year

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mikeymm529
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November 7, 2011 8:33am UTC

FRIEND: HURRY UP IM COLD
ME: NO I DONT TAKE ORDERS FROM FAT PEOPLE :) jk
FRIEND: REALLY THEN I GUESS YOU DONT LISTEN TO UR DAD :D
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

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XxprettixX
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October 24, 2011 1:24pm UTC

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Smiles are like band-aids.
They cover up the pain,but it still hurts.
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CharlAldisx
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October 25, 2011 12:00pm UTC

My parents said i should watch less movies and read more. So i turned on the subtitles.

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NeverShoutGretchy
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October 25, 2011 12:03pm UTC

we're best friends.
always remember that when you fall,
i'll pick you up.
AFTER i finish laughing. (;

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caseygracie123
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October 25, 2011 12:06pm UTC

High school
is notHING LIKE THE MOVIES
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October 25, 2011 11:45am UTC

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Friends are like Uggs.
nobody wants the fake ones
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NeverShoutGretchy
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October 25, 2011 11:50am UTC

menopause
menstrual cramps
mental breakdowns...
ever notice that all your problems,
begin with MEN?

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