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mikaylam124

1. mikaylam124
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2010 4:38pm UTC
   i Am Fluent in Three Languages.
   english.sarcasism.&+b●tch.
   
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2. mikaylam124
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2010 9:23pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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3. mikaylam124
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2010 9:20pm UTC
   I miss licking it.
   -------------------------------------
   I miss sucking it.
   -------------------------------------
   I miss slurping the
   sticky wet juices off of it.
   -------------------------------------
   damn it!
   *********************
   I wish i didn't drop my popsicle.
   gfnot no NOTMINE
   
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4. mikaylam124
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2010 9:14pm UTC
   LET IT RAIN, LET IT POUR. WHAT WE HAVE IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR. ♥♥♥
   
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5. mikaylam124
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2010 8:51pm UTC
   i ♥ Shane Dawson
   
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6. mikaylam124
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2010 6:50pm UTC
   What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
   Nike Condoms: Just do it.
   Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
   Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
   Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
   Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
   California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
   Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
   Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
   Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
   M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
   *saw it online (:
   
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7. mikaylam124
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2010 6:47pm UTC
   Looking at the clock when
   your home from school, sick,
   and thinking;
   "I'm in ____ class right now."
   
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8. mikaylam124
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2010 6:44pm UTC
   No one is afraid of heights,
   [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d t o f a l l . ]
   N o o n e i s a f r a i d t o p l a y ,
   [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d t o l o s e . ]
   No one is afraid of the dark,
   [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d o f w h a t ' s i n i t ]
   No one is afraid to say "l love you"
   [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d o f t h e r e s p o n s e. ]
   
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9. mikaylam124
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2010 6:42pm UTC
   does anyone else,
   remember that monkey with
   three eyes,
   who popped up on nickelodeon
   & said
   "hi, i'm Paul"
   
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10. mikaylam124
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 9:33pm UTC
    Today, I was waiting for the bus near a bunch of obnoxious teenagers who were smoking. And I'm pregnant. One of the teenagers saw my belly and put out her newly lit cigarette. And she also got her friends to do so. She said to me, "I may have a disgusting habit, but it's not fair your child has to suffer."
    
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11. mikaylam124
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 6:41pm UTC
    im sorry..
    that I'm not as pretty as them,
    that I'm not as thin as them,
    that I'm not perfect like them,
    im sorry for
    not being good enough
    
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12. mikaylam124
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 10:45am UTC
    *In The Supermarket*
    Crap, where's my mom!? Act cool, Act cool..
    
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13. mikaylam124
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 10:40am UTC
    Justin Bieber;
    --> Stop calling him Gay! Why is he not gay?
    Because you have to be a
    guy to be gay.
    
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14. mikaylam124
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 10:29pm UTC
    Always the friend,
    never
    the girlfriend
    <|3
    
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15. mikaylam124
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 8:23pm UTC
    5% of people try to remember where they got it, 5% of people don't even know they have it and 90% poke it to see how much it hurts.
    
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16. mikaylam124
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 7:16pm UTC
    That 70’s Show!
    eric: i have to go on a date.. with my mom.
    kelso: ooh.. maybe you'll get lucky.
    *everyone stares at kelso*
    kelso: i meant that she would pay for the movie! God, you guys are SICK!
    
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17. mikaylam124
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 7:10pm UTC
    11:11
    yes!
    11:12
    oh crap, ill never meet
    Nick Jonas!
    
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18. mikaylam124
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 4:22pm UTC
    So howcome when. . . . .
    your young you want to be old and when your old you want to be young?
    
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19. mikaylam124
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 8:07pm UTC
    ♥ this if you support Demi Lovato right now, its getting hard for her. Show her your support when she needs it the most and ♥ this!
    
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20. mikaylam124
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 10:23pm UTC
    Jingle Ball
    2010
    CANT WAIT
    <3
    ^I know, its not pretty or whatever.
    
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