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michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough

1. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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   September 12, 2008 2:06pm UTC
   How do we say our goodbyes ?Do we laugh or cry ?
   
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2. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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   September 12, 2008 2:02pm UTC
   911Yes ma'am?I have had something stolen.What was it, ma'am?My heart.
   
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3. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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   September 12, 2008 1:57pm UTC
   THE FIRST TIMEi saw you was the last time i saw my heart.
   
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4. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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   September 11, 2008 4:09pm UTC
   Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
   This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is keep catThis is a catThis is stupidazz catThis is busy catThis is for catThis is forty catThis is seconds cat.
   Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
   
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5. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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   September 11, 2008 4:05pm UTC
   i tried sniffing coke once,but all the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.make it AWESOME!
   
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6. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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   September 11, 2008 4:04pm UTC
   burnin up in the place tonight.make it pretty.
   
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7. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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   September 11, 2008 4:02pm UTC
   Baby I'm a superstar.so why dont you notice me ?make it pretty
   
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8. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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   September 11, 2008 3:59pm UTC
   9/11please remember those who happened to be in those towers.
   
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9. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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   September 11, 2008 3:57pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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10. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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    September 11, 2008 3:38pm UTC
    LET IT ROCK. LET IT ROLL.LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL!
    
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11. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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    September 11, 2008 3:33pm UTC
    the soundtrack of my summer...THE JONAS BROTHERS!MAKE IT PRETTY
    
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12. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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    September 11, 2008 3:32pm UTC
    25% loveable25% crazy25% kind25% awesome100% ME!make it pretty
    
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13. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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    September 10, 2008 4:30pm UTC
    i hate those stupid 'cinderella' movies because....THAT NEVER HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE!thought of it in like 5 seconds! make it pretty
    
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14. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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    September 10, 2008 4:27pm UTC
    my friends and i will be the ones at the prom with t-shirts and jeans, dancing in a circle, singing "when you look me in the eyes", in the middle of the dance floor. creditt! just thought of it and make it pretty!
    
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15. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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    September 10, 2008 4:25pm UTC
    YOU CANT SPELLAWESOMEWITHOUT ME !
    
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16. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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    September 10, 2008 4:19pm UTC
    i may not know anything about school.i may not know anything about fashion.i may not know anything about boys.i may not know anything about girls.BUT LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT! I KNOW ABOUT RIDING A BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS!
    
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17. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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    September 10, 2008 4:14pm UTC
    SOMEONE CALL 911!my heart was just broken.
    
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18. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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    September 10, 2008 4:12pm UTC
    follow me and everthing is all right.make it pretty!
    
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19. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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    September 10, 2008 4:11pm UTC
    BAM!thats how fast relationships start/end.
    
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20. michaelphelpsxxlovexxldough
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    September 10, 2008 3:34pm UTC
    MICHAEL PHELPS IS A HOTTIE WITH A BODIE!haha.make it pretty.
    
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