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mguignon
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November 30, 2011 10:44pm UTC

years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted to.................. watch tv but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didnt want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable tv in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..take the children and get out of the house..we'll call the police...we dont have a clown statue..the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail. if you dont repost this within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand!

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November 30, 2011 10:42pm UTC

years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted to.................. watch tv but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didnt want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable tv in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..take the children and get out of the house..we'll call the police...we dont have a clown statue..the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail. if you dont repost this within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand!

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mguignon
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December 17, 2010 9:47pm UTC

i am freakinggg LOVINNNN my life right nowwww :) best friends gurlll could evaaaa have <333333 always sleep with a smile on my face :) teheheehe

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mguignon
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November 16, 2010 7:30pm UTC

YOUR FAV SONG COMES ON
...then your dad gets a work call....
SO YOU TURN THE VOLUME UP AS LOUD AS IT GOES
<3333333333333333333333333

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mguignon
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November 14, 2010 10:11am UTC

i just learned that live backwards is EVIL!!!! hehehehheehe

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mguignon
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November 13, 2010 6:20pm UTC

WHO ELSE LOVE GEICO COMMERCIALS????????????????????????????? <3

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mguignon
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November 11, 2010 10:04pm UTC

You gotta live through the rain to see the rainbow:))

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mguignon
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November 10, 2010 3:58pm UTC

HELLOOO, dear john movie you make me DEPRESSEDDD i mean like you and her were PERFECT for each other...and then WHAT HAPPENED? oh ya thats right LIFE HAPPENED!!!!!!!!

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mguignon
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November 1, 2010 10:22pm UTC

i am going to give you a mission.....HIGHLIGHT IF YOU ARE A PREPARED NINJA FIGHTER <3
fav if you highlighted this and thought karate counted as ninja fighters
BT DOUBES WRONGGGGGGGGG
<3

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mguignon
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October 18, 2010 5:33pm UTC

now im feeling so fried like a cheese stick

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mguignon
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October 13, 2010 4:14pm UTC

People who live in the moment must be REALLY sad wen the moment is over!!!

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mguignon
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October 13, 2010 4:12pm UTC

HATE WHEN BOY'S TEXT YOU AND IT TAKES AN HOUR FOR THEM TO RESPOND!!!!!!!!!

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mguignon
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October 10, 2010 2:59pm UTC

If what goes around comes around WHERE IS MY FRISBEE?????????????????????????????

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mguignon
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October 10, 2010 2:54pm UTC

After All you put my through
You think I'd despise you.
But in the end I want to thank you
Cause you've made me that much..............
STRONGER!!!!!!!!!!! :)
- Christina Aguliera FIGHTER
LOVE THAT SONG

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mguignon
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October 10, 2010 2:43pm UTC

Girls are like cell phones
we love to be held
and talked to
but if you press the wrong button
you'll be DISCONNECTED

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mguignon
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September 26, 2010 1:06pm UTC

Life can hit you in the gut.....
but if your ready for it your a hero

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mguignon
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September 22, 2010 11:20am UTC

Sexy + Mexican =
SMEXY!!!!!!
i love sexy mexians they are my life!!

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