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1. messiissosexi
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   April 29, 2012 10:44am UTC
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   Seeing your crushes default with his arm around
   another
   girl.
   
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2. messiissosexi
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 10:48am UTC
   Do you honestly hate me that much? to do
   Am i that bad?
   
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3. messiissosexi
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 2:21pm UTC
   Fave if you dont belive in GOD
   And you find it incredibly annoying when somebody gets
   offended by it.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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4. messiissosexi
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 5:34pm UTC
   sister: dad look at my new wonder bra!!
   dad: ya you know why they call it a wonder bra?
   sister: uh.. why?
   dad: because when guys take it off, they wonder where it all went.
   
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5. messiissosexi
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC
   Comment your name and ill write one that
   sounds good with it on your profile(:
   
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6. messiissosexi
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 9:52pm UTC
   Ignorance
   Is
   Bliss:0
   
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7. messiissosexi
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 7:51pm UTC
   This looks like
   part of some glasses:)
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8. messiissosexi
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   March 31, 2012 3:12pm UTC
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9. messiissosexi
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 12:13am UTC
   Im a cutter...
   
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10. messiissosexi
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 10:58pm UTC
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    Making a healthy snack,
    unhealthy<3
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11. messiissosexi
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    March 17, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Hey remember when you went out with... .
    Do you want to die?!?!....
    cuz i can arange that..
    
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12. messiissosexi
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:12am UTC
    That Moment of Panic When
    You Think you wet the bed,
    But then you realize its just sweat:0
    
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13. messiissosexi
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    F*ck
    this
    Sh*t.
    
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14. messiissosexi
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    *on paper* :
    i cant erase you<3
    -thats because Its
    written in pen.
    
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15. messiissosexi
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    I hate when I fall in the toilet
    because some guy forgot to put the
    lid back down.
    
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16. messiissosexi
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Ok, so my friend really likes this guy and he kinda got involved with the wrong group of kids.... she really needs to get over him but does not know how to.. please comment for advice on how to forget a guy that was your everything, it would mean a lot to my friend, thanks<3
    ^_^
    
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17. messiissosexi
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:20am UTC
    after everything I must confess,
    I am so Over
    you
    
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18. messiissosexi
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:14am UTC
    It's probably best if I just erase you from my life completly...
    
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19. messiissosexi
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    For some reason,
    The more YOU hurt me the more I want you</3
    
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20. messiissosexi
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 11:56pm UTC
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