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merissalee2

1. merissalee2
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2011 5:35pm UTC
   1. Hold you breath
   2. Click add a quote
   3. Copy and paste this quote
   4. If you did it without breathing you are a good kisser (;
   
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2. merissalee2
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2011 8:57pm UTC
   6:00 A.M.
   Okay ill just close my eyes for 5 more minutes..............................................................
   *open eyes*
   6:30 A.M.
   SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
   
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3. merissalee2
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2011 7:13pm UTC
   Learn from your parents mistakes.
   - try using birth control ;)
   
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4. merissalee2
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   May 24, 2011 6:33pm UTC
   Kaaaaaay Bruno Mars,
   you say you're not doing anything & then you dance with monkeys. -___-
   
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5. merissalee2
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   May 19, 2011 8:31pm UTC
   H:avingA:ngerT:wordsE:veryoneR:eachingS:uccess
   
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6. merissalee2
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2011 5:32pm UTC
   Funny how.....
   your parents get mad when you don't answer your phone yet,
   when you need them they n e v e r answer theirs?
   
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7. merissalee2
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2011 5:22pm UTC
   LOVE ♥
   Is a thing for two,
   BUT theres always a stupid sl*t that doesn't know how to count.
   
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8. merissalee2
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2011 5:18pm UTC
   Sweetheart stop trying to act perfect,
   all b*tches have glitches ♥
   
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9. merissalee2
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2011 5:10pm UTC
   Remove all the vowels from female and what do you get?
   FML
   
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10. merissalee2
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    Relationships:
    Kindergarten: I think i like her :)
    Middle School: Hey baby ;)
    High School: Let's F**k :D
    
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11. merissalee2
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    S.I.N.G.L.E =
    Stress Is Now Gone Life Is Easier ;)
    
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12. merissalee2
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    I love when you can listen to a song
    over and over
    yet still get goose bumps the last time just like the first time ♥
    
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