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meower

meower
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August 29, 2012 7:43pm UTC
Girl:”One Direction suck.They can’t sing.”
Me:”okay!”
*10 minutes later*
Police: “So she just fell of the
balcony?”
Me: “Yeah, tragic…”
Meowe ^.^

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August 29, 2012 7:38pm UTC
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August 29, 2012 6:00pm UTC
I once prayed to God for a car, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness.

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August 29, 2012 5:35pm UTC
That awkward moment when your leaving a store and they say 'have a nice day!' and you say 'your welcome! '

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