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memall7

Status: I'm so thankful for what I have . . . just thought you should know

Member Since: 20 Mar 2012 05:29pm

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Location: Narnia

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memall7
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Daddy Soda:
Beer or an alcoholic beverage. Mostly used by little kids.
format credit: harrystylesisfit

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memall7
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 11:01pm UTC

Love Arranged
Prologue
"You've been kiddnapped"
Those words will haunt me forever.
They would be a stain in my past, unremovable.
The best part is that i'll be forced into marriage
and if I say no, well the love of my life will vanish.
And my husband won't even know that i've been
kiddnapped.
It'll just be a secret between me, my father-in-law,
and lastly my sister-in-law.
Everyone else will just think it was an unexpected
arranged marriage.
But i'll tell him, i'll give him hints, i'll show him what
really happened.
No matter what it takes.
~Love Arranged
nmf
Okay so this title was changed to "Love Arranged" but the original story I created was called "Prom Wrong". I know it's not good yet but pease read . . . it'll get better PLEASE! thanks :D

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memall7
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 9:10pm UTC

On the internet:
girls are desperate for guys
ln reality:
guys are desperate for girls
Choose one? nmf

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memall7
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:00pm UTC

When your parents
accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say, EASTER BUNNY! SANTA CLAUS! TOOTH FAIRY!
~
nmf

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memall7
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Officer: How high are you?
Me: No officer, It's hi, how are you?

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memall7
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 9:54pm UTC

I AM STRONG
because I know my Weakness
I AM BEAUTIFUL
because I am aware of my Flaws
I AM FEARLESS
because I learnt to recognise, Illusion from Real
I AM WISE
because I learn from my Mistakes
I AM A LOVER
because I have felt Hate
and . . .
I CAN LAUGH
because I have known sadness

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memall7
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Me: Hey guys my mom is calling wait a bit ....
Me: Hi mom
Friends: Quit smoking! Pass me the vodka! Get back to
bed honey!
Me: -_-

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memall7
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 9:41pm UTC

I don't
understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their facebook status to "Single"
I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to "Orphan"

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memall7
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 9:10pm UTC

PLEASE READ!!!!
PLEASE READ!!!!
PLEASE!!
Okay tomorrow is the first day in going on a diet and I need your advice for things such as:
•What excerises actually help you loose weight quicker?
•What youtuber is good for dieting?
•What should I be eating?
•What are good ways to make you not eat or eat less?
•How many times a week I should exercise?
•etc. more
PLEASE COMMENT, I SWEAR THIS ISNT FOR TOP WHATEVER JUST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS QUOTE OR MAYBE EVEN ON MY PROFILE!!! YOU MIGHT BE EVEN HELPING OTHERS OUT!
Weight: 122
Age: 14- July 17 - 15
Goal Weight: 100-105
Goal Complete By: August 17-20
I'll update my weight each time it gets lower to show how much you guys helped

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memall7
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 6:25pm UTC

I can't wait for the day
when witty finally
recommend's 69
fave's
NMF

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memall7
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 7:24pm UTC

What memory from the past
do you miss most?

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memall7
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 7:22pm UTC

When you look in the past,
what do you miss most?

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memall7
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 7:19pm UTC

If you knew you were dieing in 60 seconds,
what would your last words be?

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memall7
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 7:16pm UTC

If My Twin
were a only child, would I be lonely?
My friend asked me this question and I don't get it
nmf
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memall7
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 1:51pm UTC

True Facts About One Direction
Louis once gave his shoes to Eleanor because her heels were hurting her

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memall7
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 1:48pm UTC

True Fact About One Direction
A fan gave a book to Zayn called, "Why smoking is bad for you" and Zayn broke down in tears, hugged her and said, " im sorry"

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memall7
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 1:45pm UTC

True Fact About One Direction
One Direction was created July 23rd 2010 at 8:22pm

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memall7
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 1:42pm UTC

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memall7
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 1:38pm UTC

True Fact About One Direction
As Harry's known for talking so slowly, one of One Direction's interview was sped up to chipmunk speed and Harry's voice sounded normal

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memall7
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:04pm UTC

Ok so today I went on witty and haven't seen 'ONE' One Direction quote and yet I see those who don't like One Direction complaining about them
Fave= Like/Love One Direction
Comment= hate em/Don't care
If there are more fave's then comments, haters should not complain because a variety want to hear those quotes about One Direction

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