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smilingforjustin
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 7:45pm UTC

*Call me maybe plays on the radio*
Me: ugh not again
Me: ....
Me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL

LiliBlackHeart
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 6:03pm UTC

The fake laugh you do
When you don't understand what somebody just said to you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LaynaMarie316
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 10:06pm UTC

My Mommy Says I'm Pretty So
F*ck You.

Alaska Young*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 6:25pm UTC

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Jenna Marbles needs her own fricken
t a l k s h o w .

Socially_Awkward_Penguin
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 5:44pm UTC

STALK CRUSH ON FACEBOOK
ACCIDENTALLY LIKE STATUS FROM 2007
Socially_Awkward_Penguin

xonicole9
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 5:36pm UTC

EVERYONE FOLLOW
melissaaxox
shes new to witty<3

xonicole9
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:08am UTC

i just have to realize
that you aren't the
same person anymore.
under inspirational, cause there is no "vent" ugh

Soccerbabe23
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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