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melissa17

1. melissa17
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   April 17, 2012 10:00am UTC
   TRUTH IS/RATES!?
   IL DO ALL:)
   
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2. melissa17
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   January 16, 2012 8:12pm UTC
   Being emotionally attatched to 1 hair elastic because you lost the other 517483920.
   
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3. melissa17
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   January 10, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   I dont Need to take spanish
   I have 2 spanish teachers already.. Dora and Pitbull <3
   
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4. melissa17
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   January 9, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   1800's: put napkin on lap politley
   2012: Uses Jeans as napkin
   
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5. melissa17
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   January 4, 2012 8:35pm UTC
   Are you missing an orange Crayon?
   No why?
   Cuz it looks like its all over ur face....
   
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6. melissa17
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   January 3, 2012 5:49pm UTC
   Why is it that fake people always get the best relationships?
   
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7. melissa17
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   January 3, 2012 3:40pm UTC
   *Am i the only one*
   who still plays with dinasour chicken nuggets?
   
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8. melissa17
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   January 1, 2012 11:06pm UTC
   Confession #2
   My friends are my life<3
   
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9. melissa17
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   January 1, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   CONFESSION #1
   There is this girl in my school and i pretend to be friends with her
   
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10. melissa17
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    December 30, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    For every fav
    i'l do a confession
    
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11. melissa17
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    December 30, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    LOOK LEFT --------------------------->
    Fav if you failed
    
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12. melissa17
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    December 29, 2011 11:53am UTC
    *looking at top qoutes*
    and thinking i could of thought of that, and i would of had 10000 favs:/
    
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13. melissa17
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    December 28, 2011 11:04am UTC
    I hate when you write a good qoute and you get 1 fav and then someone steals it and gets 1000 favs
    
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14. melissa17
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    December 28, 2011 10:59am UTC
    * Sees hot guy*
    1.fixes hair
    2. looks and smiles
    3. "accidently" bump into him
    {<3} if u have ever done this
    
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15. melissa17
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    December 26, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    *That annoying moment*
    when you type a really long message and the reply was k.
    
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16. melissa17
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    December 25, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    fav if your gonna change in 2012<3
    
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17. melissa17
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    December 25, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    that scary moment when your laying in bed and you hear santa :o
    
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18. melissa17
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    December 25, 2011 10:20am UTC
    Merry Christmas!<3
    
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19. melissa17
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    December 22, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    In school ya know with kassy assy<3
    
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20. melissa17
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    December 20, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    Answer 'em!
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? sometimes
    2. Do you like noodles? Yeah
    3. Do you enjoy drama? YES! jk no
    4. Are you a girly girl? idk
    5. Small or large purses? medium
    7. Are you short? yah
    8. Do you like somebody? Yes <3 <33333333
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? sometimes
    10. Do you like Halloween? Uh ya
    11. Are you double jointed? no
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? in a shower....
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? yeh
    14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? No i dont think soo
    15. Do you call anybody by their last name? yaahh
    GIRLS BE HONEST ;
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Pink
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Dosent matter
    3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? ehh kinda
    4. Do you have a best friend? Yes, I have alot:)
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken ? kindaa
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? TOTALLY!... no
    7. Do you like your life? i love it ..at times
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? yah
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? i kinda like have an egual amountish
    10. How long have you had a facebook? dont have one
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Yah
    12. What are your biggest fears? Bugs
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yeah
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yeah
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? no cuz people can change
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yeah
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? kinda
    18. Are you currently missing someone? yahh
    19: who are you texting right now? No one im a loner
    THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE
    Cowboy or Gangster? uhhh idk
    Face or Body? both
    Sweet or Sexy? Sweet
    Contacts or Glasses? dependss
    YOURSELF...
    1. Eyeliner or Mascara? Mascara
    2. Pink or black? pink
    03. Pumps or flats? Flats
    04. Skirts or pants? Pants
    05. Socks or leggings? leggings
    06. Hoodies or jackets? Hoddies
    07. Heels or sneakers? Heels
    08. Straight or curly hair? starighht
    09. White or black? White
    10. Smoothies or lattes? smoothies
    11. Diet or regular sodas? Regular
    12. Water or daiquiris? Daiquris?
    13. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? i cant tell them apart
    15. iPod or cell phone? Cell Phone
    16. Friends or family? kinda hardd...
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? Lip stick
    18. Manicure or pedicures? pedicure
    19. Tank tops or beaters? Tank Tops... beaters?
    20. Big sunglasses or small? Big.
    21. Sunglasses or purses? both
    IN A GUY ...
    Funny or Serious? Funny
    Romantic or Daredevil? Both
    Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Either
    Long Hair or Short Hair? Long
    Curly Hair or Straight Hair? Depends
    Hockey Player or Football Player? both
    
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