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melenaj99

1. melenaj99
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   May 19, 2012 11:58am UTC
   Follow me on tumblr if you Like Girly/Quality blogs! p3rfectly-imp3rfecttt
   
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2. melenaj99
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   May 17, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   Dear Hair,
   When I flip you,
   Please make sure you get
   One Direction Overwhelmed.
   Sincerly,
   I really want to Marry them.
   
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3. melenaj99
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   May 12, 2012 3:02pm UTC
   Y O L O
   You Obviously Love OneDirection ♥
   
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4. melenaj99
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   April 8, 2012 4:46pm UTC
   I'm feeling as lazy as the guy that made the Japan flag.
   
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5. melenaj99
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   March 21, 2012 6:08pm UTC
   He ignores you, but you like him. He does nothing, but you fall for him. You miss him, even though you know he'll never care♥♥ hH
   
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6. melenaj99
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   March 11, 2012 1:29pm UTC
   When you're Crush walks by and your Friend's make "That Face"
   
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7. melenaj99
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   March 10, 2012 9:24am UTC
   ❤I'm Writing my life, in pen
   so Unfourtunately I
   can't erase my
   Mistake's
   
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8. melenaj99
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   March 4, 2012 5:08pm UTC
   That moment When
   your toilet water is Blue, you go Pee, then it turn's Green and your fascinated by it
   
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9. melenaj99
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   February 22, 2012 2:12pm UTC
   It's not that i hate you, it's just if i had water and you were on fire i would chose to drink it(:
   
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10. melenaj99
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    February 16, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Life is not a coloring book,
    enough of the makeup!
    
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11. melenaj99
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    January 29, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    H3y wh@+ @r3 Y0u D01ng?
    About to Throw a Dictonary at your Face.
    
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12. melenaj99
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    January 15, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    When I was Younger
    I used to Pretend I was sleeping during Night car ride's, Just so I could be carried Inside
    Fav if you did Too(:
    
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13. melenaj99
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    January 13, 2012 10:08am UTC
    *Random Fact*
    A person will create enough Saliva to fill a, average size swimming pool during there lifetime
    
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14. melenaj99
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    January 13, 2012 10:04am UTC
    Random Fact #2
    Our Eye's are always the same size From when we were Born
    
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15. melenaj99
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    January 13, 2012 10:01am UTC
    Random Fact #1
    You burn more calories Sleeping then you do Watching TV
    
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16. melenaj99
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    January 6, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Dear,
    That song is so old Yeah.? Well, so is your mom but you still listen to her, don't you.?
    Sincerly, it's a good Song.
    
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17. melenaj99
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    January 5, 2012 10:41am UTC
    If you say "Beer can" in a British accent then your also saying "Bacon" in a Jamacin accent :D
    
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18. melenaj99
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    January 3, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    That awkard moment when your Going to the bathroom and Realize you ran out of toilet Paper and don't Know what to do.
    
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19. melenaj99
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    December 7, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    THAT AKWARD MOMENT
    WHEN...
    Your Checking yourself out in Someone's Car mirror and you ddn't Know they were in There. 0.O
    
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20. melenaj99
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    December 6, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Face your Promblems Don't Facebook it(:
    
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