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melanieee2
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June 20, 2012 5:38pm UTC

To my (few) followers
long_live_the_dreams
^^my new profile. I hope more people will actually listen to me and follow me if I have a better username.(:
long-live-the-dreams
^follow on tumblr^

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melanieee2
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June 11, 2012 6:34pm UTC

can anyone hear me

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melanieee2
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June 10, 2012 4:51pm UTC

if you've ever wanted to sing along to the beginning of the Lion King theme song...
instead of singing random vowels..(;
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba (Here comes a lion, Father)
Sithi uhm ingonyama (Oh yes it's a lion)
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba (Here comes a lion, Father)
Sithi uhm ingonyama (Oh yes it's a lion
Ingonyama (lion)
Siyo nqoba (we're going to conquer)
Ingonyama (lion)
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (a lion and a leopard come to this open place)

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melanieee2
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Throwing a grape in the air
and catching it in your mouth
"I've got so much talent."

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melanieee2
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April 15, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Me: What's wrong with me?
Stranger: I don't know you.
Kid at school: Um what who are you? Nothing I guess.
Popular girl: Omg why are you talking to me why are you even in my presence get back on the bottom of my shoe where you belong.
Society: Well you don't listen to the right music you have flabby legs and arms and is that stomach fat where are your boobs you don't have a boyfriend look at that giant pimple that's not natural and don't get me started on your hair can't you do something about it you don't spend enough money on clothes at the right places.
Friends: Omg what are you talking about you're sooo pretty and awesome!
Grandma: Well you don't stand up straight but you're still growing in to a beautiful young lady if you just stood up straight- here darling let me show you how to stand like a lady
Best friends: I don't feel like listing all that stuff I'll probably graduate by then do I have to really answer that can't I just say nothing do you want the honest truth because I've got to go on vacation next week can I lie what do you mean by wrong do you mean like one thing above everything else?
Little kids: We love you you're so great you're the sexiest thing that has ever walked this planet can you pick me up actually no I'm not worthy of being in your arms I'll just worship the ground you walk on instead if that's okay with you.
Dog: Pet me I love you.

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melanieee2
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 1:59pm UTC

Get out, get out, get out of my
face; go back to your rightful place.(;

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melanieee2
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 1:55pm UTC

Peeta just threw Katniss the bread
so she would make him
a sandwich.

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melanieee2
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 7:55pm UTC

got milk?

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melanieee2
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 12:59pm UTC

Favorite this if you highlighted it.(;

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melanieee2
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March 31, 2012 3:31pm UTC

Me: Why are all my friends in relationships and I'm not?
Society: Cause you're fat.
Reality: You haven't found the right person and until then you're better off single.
Me: Why do like no clothes look good on me?
Society: Cause you're fat.
Reality: It's unworthy of touching your skin.
Me: Why do I look so horrible in a swim suit?
Society: Cause you're fat.
Reality: You don't.
Me: Why can't I be a famous singer?
Society: Cause you're fat
Reality: Entertainment industry is a joke and you're too good for it.
Me: Why does it seem like I can never enjoy my life?
Society: Cause you're fat.
Reality: Cause morons try to get you down every chance they get.
Think about the next time you say "Just one more bite," and take two because whatever you're eating is probably some delicious sh*t.

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melanieee2
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Google
What Makes You Beautiful
Search About 5,780,000 results (0.32 seconds)
Did you mean: Everything?

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melanieee2
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 5:52pm UTC

One Direction. Hunger Games.
me gusta(;

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melanieee2
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Before I submit every quote I make,
I pause,
Thinking,
"Maybe this will get a top quote..."
Then I come to my senses
realizing,
"Of course not."

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melanieee2
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 7:21pm UTC

Real eyes realize real lies

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melanieee2
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 4:06pm UTC

I've decided I'm not going to interact with you anymore. You're just way too annoying.
Thank the Lord!
Your an idiot.
You're*
Follloowww me(;
nmq.

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melanieee2
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Twilight: Hi
Harry Potter:
Twilight: We have more fans.
Harry Potter:
Twilight: We're better.
Harry Potter:
Twilight:
Harry Potter:
Twilight:
Harry Potter: What was that? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of my amusement park.
Twilight:

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melanieee2
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 5:54pm UTC

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That awkward moment when
someone ugly says they're Sexy and they Know it TAMW#3
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melanieee2
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 5:50pm UTC

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That awful moment when
"I licked that cookie." doesn't work anymore.
TAMW#2
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melanieee2
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 5:47pm UTC

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That awkward moment when
your mom says "your mom".
TAMW#1
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melanieee2
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 5:18pm UTC

That awesome teacher who you can say anything to
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