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  1. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk!
    Dude, you threw my sponge into the ocean yelling "live, Spongebob, live!"
    That sounds like a typical saturday night...
    nmf

  2. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Today,
    As I was looking at your pictures
    As I was so excited that I could finally
    say I was over you
    I saw that one picture
    that one picture that makes me fall for you
    every time
    I stared
    I got lost in your eyes
    I remembered the complete fear
    When you got hurt
    I realized
    I am not over you
    and I hate that

  3. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    Has anyone else every wondered why
    The 0 key is next to the 9 and not the 1?

  4. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:52am UTC
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  5. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Your Ghetto Name:
    A- sha J- ri S- na
    B- ni K- barack T- qua
    C- ki L- obama U- kwa
    D- que M- di V- ise
    E- nay N- ta W- fi
    F- qui O- ee X- quee
    G- ti P- ray Y- mi
    H- la Q- cli Z- si
    I- kay R- gurl
    Post what yours is!
    nmq

  6. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    My hamster died today
    He was only 13 months
    R.I.P. Chubby
    I'll Miss You
    October 16, 2010-November 21, 2011

  7. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    Is it love?
    Chapter 1
    "Sarah! Sarah" I turned around quickly to see my best friend, Jessica, chasing me down the hall. "Well?" Jessica said. "Well what?" I said angrily. "Did you decide between them?" Sarah said in her usually cutsie tone. I recently found out that three guys, Jeff, Craig, and Steven, liked me, and I couldn't seem to decide between each of them.
    "No, I can't decide,"
    "Then pick the cutest between them all if you are that stuck. I think jeff is pretty cute"
    "I think craig is the cutest"
    "Then go out with him!"
    "Maybe I will" i said delightfully. I said my good-byes to Jessica and then proceeded to English where I sat down next to Jeff.
    "Hey sarah, how was your weekend" Jeff said to me
    "Ehh kinda boring, but saturday was really fun!" Jeff and I spent the day at the mall. We goofed around and played on the kiddie rides, bought skate boards and he taught me how to ride. After we were done, he got his mom to pick us up and she drove me home.
    Jeff and I talked the whole class about the weekend and it was at the end of the class that I realized I love him. I immediately got out my cell phone and texted Jessica to tell her. We decided to meet up at lunch so she could be there when I told Jeff that I liked him. I got to lunch and found Jessica
    "You ready" she said with a huge smile
    "Yep" i said nervously. we searched all over the cafeteria until we found him. He was holding hands with brittney, the school b*tch. My heart sunk. I looked at Jessica. "Maybe it's not what you think" she said hopefully. Maybe she was right. I looked back over at them and I fell to my knees. They were kissing. Thats an understatement, they looked like they were trying to eat each others faces. I started sobbing and I grabbed Jessica.
    Do you guys like it? Fave if I should continue

  8. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 9:45pm UTC
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  9. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    Hey Witty Sisters and Brothers!
    I need your opinions
    Do you think I should come up with a fake dream
    and tell my crush that we were dating in it?
    Do you think he will think I am weird or that it's cute?
    Thanks! <3

  10. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    No,
    I am not mainstream,
    But I am not a hipster either
    I like most current music,
    But I also like older or more obscure music too
    Simple plan, Lifehouse, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber
    I love them all <3

  11. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    When you're Home Alone
    That sound of your mom leaving is the murderer entering
    That creek you hear is him creeping up behind you
    That prezel you are eating is poisoned
    That chair is the murderer

  12. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    I Finally Feel Happy
    I am Finally Over You
    I Finally Feel Happy About a Crush
    I am Finally Free

  13. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    Me Without you
    is like
    Facebook Without Friends
    YouTube Without Videos
    Google With no Results
    nmq

  14. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    The day started off bad with little sleep and excessive amounts of homework
    After almost giving up and faking sick
    I went to lunch where he asked for my number and sat next to me
    After more tough times
    I went to walk home and I stopped at the cross walk with the light up hand
    As I was waiting for the walking man to show, he came up next to me
    He explained his house was near where I was to go
    So he picked up his board and we walked
    At an open space he showed me his tricks
    Then continued to bring me to my destination
    After hours of excitment of the day
    I recieved a text from him
    Worst.day.ever. --------> Best.day.ever.

  15. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    I have to kick my stuffed animals after the room when i am changing
    No, not because i am embarassed with my body,
    but because this much sexy is too much for
    Animals that are that Young

  16. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    I need all of my witty sisters' opinions
    I am a freshman in high school and I think my mom is be over protective/babying me
    Will you tell me your opinion?
    1. My bed time on the weekends is 10:45
    2. My curfeu is 9 and if I am even a minute late she gets angry
    3. I am not allowed to date anyone
    There are a couple of other things that she does
    Do you guys think this is a little bit rediculous?
    I want your honest opinion

  17. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    November 4th, 2011 9:26 pm
    Sally: John?
    John:I'll be there in five minutes, if not,
    read this again
    nmq

  18. megy37 megy37
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    November 3, 2011 7:15pm UTC
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  19. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    All Stolen from Witty!
    http://www.photoblip.com/pictures/9749/it-sucks-when-it-s-happeneing-to-you.html
    http://www.photoblip.com/pictures/9742/i-die-a-little-inside.html
    http://www.photoblip.com/pictures/9736/how-many-of-these-you-used-this-week-in-school.html

  20. megy37 megy37
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Random Fact #3
    During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants

:)

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