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megsyhunt

1. megsyhunt
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 6:53am UTC
   why do people cry on the last day of school
   the right time to cry is the first day of school..
   three cheers for tumblr
   
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2. megsyhunt
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   August 7, 2012 2:50pm UTC
   Please do not hold me responsible for anything I said or did from the years 2006-2010.
   
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3. megsyhunt
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   August 7, 2012 11:49am UTC
   1st month of school: look nice and dress nice.
   the rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look
   
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4. megsyhunt
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   August 7, 2012 11:46am UTC
   using moms money: I'm going to buy that, and that. $150? I'm definitely buying that
   using my money: $2? Maybe thats too much..
   Woohoo for tumblr
   
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5. megsyhunt
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   August 7, 2012 11:43am UTC
   waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
   me: what kind of font is this?
   
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6. megsyhunt
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   August 7, 2012 11:37am UTC
   age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
   now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
   
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7. megsyhunt
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   August 7, 2012 11:30am UTC
   me: breathe if you find me attractive.
   entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen*
   
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8. megsyhunt
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   August 7, 2012 11:27am UTC
   Me: *does 5 pushups*
   Me: olympics 2016 i'm ready for you
   
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9. megsyhunt
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   August 7, 2012 11:25am UTC
   14 year olds: what are 13 year olds like on the internet oh my god
   
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10. megsyhunt
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    August 7, 2012 11:18am UTC
    step one: take out homework
    step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
    
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11. megsyhunt
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    August 7, 2012 11:11am UTC
    operator: 911 please state your emergency.
    me: i need friends.
    
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12. megsyhunt
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    August 7, 2012 11:04am UTC
    plot twist: the ficional character ends up falling in love with the reader.
    
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13. megsyhunt
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    August 7, 2012 10:54am UTC
    I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
    
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14. megsyhunt
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    August 7, 2012 10:45am UTC
    status: rain! :-)
    older person on Facebook: us too, so badly needed it aswell. Tell your Mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. Your a beautiful young woman.
    
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15. megsyhunt
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    August 7, 2012 10:40am UTC
    person: I like you.
    me: why
    
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16. megsyhunt
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    August 7, 2012 8:33am UTC
    Teacher: So, if you were in the Olympics, what would you do?
    Me: Tom Daley.
    Teacher: what
    Me: what
    
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