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1. 
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2. bandansrock123
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 7:06pm UTC
   Dear male teachers,
   Yes, I really do need to take my bag with me to the bathroom.
   Sincerely, are you really that dumb?
   nmq
   
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3. sarahboox3
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 4:29pm UTC
   don't fav this quote.
   
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4. samd73098
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 5:57pm UTC
   That momentWhen your parents are like "who are you texting?" and you change it to someone they aprove.
   
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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6. idance
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 4:30pm UTC
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7. dominiqueeewale
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 6:13pm UTC
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8. owlcitylove373
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 8:29pm UTC
   anyone else get grossed out by
   the liquid that comes out of the
   Ketchup bottle before the kecthup?.
   
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9. neonbubbles
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 9:51pm UTC
   guyss...
   MY MOM IS CANCER FREE
   :DDD
   
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10. blondiewest
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 12:19am UTC
    Hi, I'm a teenage boy. I'm 5'11, Flippy Hair, Blue-eyed, Tan, 6-pack, say sweet things & mean it, I sing Bruno Mars songs, and all I want in a relationship is love. Also, I find girls of all shapes and sizes beautiful. Fav if you don't think I'm real.
    
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11. singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    October is Down Syndrome Awareness month
    click the heart if you support kids with disabilites like Down Syndrome.
    ♥
    
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12. xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    Are you sick of everyone using this format?
    Yes
    No
    
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13. crazyyx56
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    oh yeah, i'd tap that
    multiple times.. with a bus.
    
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14. BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    Your Parents:
    “Honey, you’re pretty, smart, and any guy
    would be lucky to date you.”
    People on Witty:
    “Oh my gosh, I just clicked on your profile,
    and you’re soooo pretty.”
    People in Real life:
    “lol b*tch, what’s wrong with your face.”
    
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15. syydneyb
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    Oh hot damn.
    you just deleted me off facebook.. whats next? are you gonna throw a froot loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
    
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16. 2xoxoNicolexoxo2
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    ☐ I Love You ♥
    ☐ Friends Until The End :)
    ☑ I Hope You Get Hit By A Bus. v
    
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17. badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch
    
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18. An'*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    and she sits there in class,
    her long hair covering her face, waiting for him to notice her. ♥
    
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19. heyitssadie
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    fave if you're having boy troubles
    & comment his name.
    
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20. ShoutingYourName
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.
    
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