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me4ever
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June 2, 2012 7:16am UTC

Please read, I need to know what's wrong with me :(
Whenever something romantic, sexy or wrong crosses my mind my private parts start pulsing strangely. The thing I don't like about it is that it is a nice feeling! Anybody who can suggest what this is and why?

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June 2, 2012 7:07am UTC

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me4ever
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April 29, 2012 5:51am UTC

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Believe the liars
Accuse the innocent
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me4ever
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April 19, 2012 11:40am UTC

Me: Poo school
Teacher: Just do your work
Me: Na
Teacher: Do you wanna get kicked out of this class?
Me: It's my dream!
Teacher: Too bad.
Me: Yeah because I love this class
Teacher: Stop playing games
Me: Na
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is a very stupid person
Me: That depends on which end you're referring to!
Never happened but if so LOL

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me4ever
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 1:56pm UTC

Dear Facebook
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you too
Sincerely, MySpace

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me4ever
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 8:39am UTC

That awkward
moment when
you are reading
a quote that is
really long and
at the end you
finally realise
that there was
no actual
point to it
at all

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me4ever
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 8:36am UTC

Never mind. I'll find
Someone like you.....ooh
I wish nothing but
The best for you......too
Don't forget me I beg
I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead

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me4ever
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 8:27am UTC

Yeah yeah I'm a FREAK get over it
-Life with boys
lazy formatting

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me4ever
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 7:33am UTC

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Believe the liars
Accuse the innocent
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me4ever
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 7:08am UTC

A few weeks ago:
Teacher: Does anyone call you Pheebs, Phoebe?
Me: Yeah, all the time
Teahcer: Don't worry, I won't call you that, just asking thats all
Today
Teacher: Hi Pheebs
WTF!?!?!?!

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me4ever
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 5:35am UTC

Don't text me when
I'm in the middle of texting you
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damn, now I need to change my text :P

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me4ever
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 5:19am UTC

Who do you think you are?
Running round leaving scars
Collecting a jar of hearts
Tearing love apart

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me4ever
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 8:03am UTC

And now I just wish I’d said yes then......

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me4ever
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March 31, 2012 7:05am UTC

THAT EMBARRASING MOMENT WHEN
You are day-dreaming in class and your teacher asks you a question and you don’t know

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me4ever
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 6:56am UTC

Who do you think you are?
Running round leaving scars
Collecting a jar of hearts
Tearing love apart

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