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maypartytime

1. maypartytime
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2011 9:58am UTC
   Me: Mom, can I have some cereal?
   Mom: Sure. *Hands box of cereal.*
   Me: Well.. are you going to pour it?
   Mom: I'm trying something called Independence. It means do it yourself.
   Me: Do it yourself..? Whats that supposed to mean?
   Mom: FINE! *Pours some cereal* Happy now?
   Me: No. I'm actually not happy. I don't have any juice in front of me. DUHH!
   This happens all the time. Favorite if you have this 'Playing Dumb' game with your parents too ;)
   
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2. maypartytime
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2011 11:17pm UTC
   Don't you just like, Like this post? Like totally Love-like this post? Then Clcick the heart you Muffin! x] Jk. ;}
   
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3. maypartytime
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2011 6:26pm UTC
   Use This Text!
   
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4. maypartytime
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2011 6:12pm UTC
   JustSaving
   © Not my format.
   Sidabug321- Thanks. It's Syd, BTW.. (:
   
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5. maypartytime
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2011 1:54pm UTC
   Just savin'
   
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6. maypartytime
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2011 1:42pm UTC
   Before I fall ♥
   Remember to catch me. Before I fail- remember to worn me. Before I die- remember to love me. ♥
   
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7. maypartytime
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2011 1:32pm UTC
   Lemonade;
   
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8. maypartytime
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2011 12:05pm UTC
   ♥
   And the awkward moment when your little brother asks you where a baby comes from.
   
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9. maypartytime
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2011 7:04pm UTC
   The awkward moment...
   When your guy friend screams "BALLS!"
   
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10. maypartytime
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    Like if you hate the new Witty
    
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11. maypartytime
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Boy & Girl, sitting in a tree.
    K-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marrage then Black Ops came out and everyone forgot about love.
    
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12. maypartytime
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 11:47am UTC
    summertime
    Texting by the campfire, reading in the pool, using your zebra print sunglasses, getting elbow burns from the slip-and slide, showing off our new short shorts.
    Take life easy.
    ☀
    I want summer now.
    Format by: CMPSunday.
    .not my format at all
    
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13. maypartytime
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 11:25am UTC
    When a girl says "Whatever." They really mean 'I hope you jump off a cliff and get eaten by a shark.'
    
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14. maypartytime
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 8:37am UTC
    The Awkward moment..
    When you just realize your talking to yourself.
    
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15. maypartytime
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    December 27, 2010 8:33am UTC
    Khols, expect Great (Bad) things(:
    
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16. maypartytime
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 10:58pm UTC
    Facebook is just a social website
    Google is just a searching tool
    Witty Isn't any ordinary website..
    It lets kids like us, write stuff down thats on our min, express our feelings, and makes us feel better(:
    
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17. maypartytime
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 10:33pm UTC
    And one more thing I forgot to Tell you..
    love. you.
    
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18. maypartytime
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 10:26pm UTC
    Do you ever just stair
    at yourself
    in the mirror for a moment?
    I have that moment every day(:
    
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19. maypartytime
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 7:07pm UTC
    That one moment..When your like "I tottally regret that. And the next, your playing the Wii and forgetting everything going on in your life.
    
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20. maypartytime
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 6:58pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When your just sitting there..and all of the sudden you start talking to your teddy bear.
    
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