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My name is Kaitlynn,
I have 2 bestfriends named Megan(Meggyweggyy), and Jamie.
I like turtlez.
And chinchillas.
Chinchillas are cool.
I'm obsessed with Eminem.
And Rihanna.
Taken by the best<3 Paul Lucasz Jablonksi<3
I'm 12.
Turning 13 in Novemberrrrrr.
BALLS.
Oh and yeah i have ADHD.
It's a attention disorder like A.D.D.
Except you don't have to take pills.
I LOVE TACO BELL.
I speak my mind so if you got a problem with me you won't hear the end of it(:
Theres old sweaty men outside my window drug dealing.
I live with my grandparents at the moment because my mommy died when i was 3 years old.
And my dad?
Hes the best.
We have the best conversations evarrrr.
I love Ray William Johnson.
So if you dislike ANYTHING about him i will chop off your testicles, tape them to your forehead, and mark your grave with your penissssssss.
I'm a funny person.. As you can tell^
So..
Uh..
BYE BETCHEZZZZ.

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maxzy4g
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:20pm UTC

2011:
Dropit like its hot.
1836:
Decrease your
longitude as
if the weather is
fair.

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maxzy4g
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 12:03am UTC

That awkward moment when..
When your foot falls asleep, and you're just sitting there spazzing out.

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maxzy4g
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 7:53pm UTC

When you open a pack of
Jelly Beans, take one,
and look on the back to see which flavor you just picked.

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maxzy4g
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 3:08pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
I think Lady Gaga
Puts glue all over her self
and rolls around in random items.. ♥

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maxzy4g
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 4:19pm UTC

Cour t dismissed...
Bring in the dancing lobsters.<3

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maxzy4g
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 2:41pm UTC

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That guy in Spongebob
who always screams,
"MY LEG!!"
(:
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maxzy4g
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 3:32pm UTC

jealousy
is a terrible sickness..
Get well soon
W H O R E.
nmf

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maxzy4g
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 8:24pm UTC

You hate drama?
Cool. Stop starting it.

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maxzy4g
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 4:57pm UTC

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"Sorry can we just be friends?"
is like saying..
"The dog died, but can we keep it?
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maxzy4g
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 4:49pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
Blondes have more fun,
But brunettes remember it
the next day(:

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maxzy4g
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 4:24pm UTC

Trying to forget
someone you
love is like
trying to
remember
someone you've
never met.
♥
n m f( ;

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maxzy4g
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 9:07pm UTC

Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK.

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maxzy4g
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 8:48pm UTC

A boy and his girlfriend had a challenge,
To live a day without him,
And if she did it he would love her more.
The girl agreed and she didn't talk to him for a day without knowing he had 24 hours to live because he was suffering from cancer.
She went to his house the next day with tears falling down from her eyes as she saw him lying in a coffin with a note on the side saying,
"You did it baby, you can do it everyday."

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