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AustinH
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July 15, 2012 1:45pm UTC

Interviewer: What do you have in common with Katniss?
Jennifer Lawrence: We look alike.

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lashaay
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:28pm UTC

I wonder
how many times I've ended up in the background of a stranger's photo...

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 6:18pm UTC

While watching titanic,
i always start crying at that scene where the mom is tucking her
two kids in bed, and the old couple are hugging each other to sleep.
not at jack and rose.

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Your nuts! I like it.
This is one of those moments when proper grammar changes the entire meaning of a statement.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC

The other day, I was at Taco Bell with my friends.
A man saw that I didn't have enough money to get a drink, so he bought me one.
He was homeless.
Selfless people like him give me hope. ♥
GivesMeHope.com

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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
August 3, 2011 9:27pm UTC

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You know your in love
When you can't fall asleep
Because reality
Is finally better than your dreams
-Dr. Suess
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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 10:50pm UTC

When you feel a cold breeze
And you automatically think a ghost is next to you

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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 2:36pm UTC

When both of your friends are having a fight
And you just sit their awkwardly and sing,
why cant we be friends?!?
why cant we be friends?!?
♥

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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 10:34pm UTC

Really witty?
the search box is now
google custom search?
._. k i l l m e

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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 11:02am UTC

I'm such a geek
i favorite my own quotes

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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 10:03pm UTC

Woah their partner
hold your horses
No, SHUT UP
♥♥

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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:57am UTC

click to see this quote

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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 12:12pm UTC

their are plenty of fish in the sea
I just suck at fishing.
-tumblr

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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 2:04pm UTC

This summer is perfect
i found the love of my life.
yup, my couch
♥

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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 11:20am UTC

This guy keeps texting me and i dont wanna talkk to him ._.
Alll you gotta say is: Error: Your message could not be sent. Please try again later.
Error Number: 362950
Tumblr♥

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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 10:59pm UTC

you hurt my best friend?
That's when the earings come off

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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 10:13am UTC

The littlest things
Bother me SO much.

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LovesJenny
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 11:53am UTC

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Hey, do you know a user on here named WITTYGIRL2010?
Well,
her too BESTEST witty friends made this account for her.
WHY?
Because she left witty.
Seriously.
So, if you love Jenny and her quotes, please fave this.
If it gets alot we'll show it to her.
Please.
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ShootForTheStars
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 10:08am UTC

the awkward
silence in an elevator.
with a hot guy

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