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Blahh.. hiii im maryssa! :D im 14 years old and im single<33! i love vollyball, cheerleading, and softball!! Im from new yorkkk! and i loveee to have fun and live life my way! i do enjoy meeting new people so hmu uhmmm soo if you follow me ill follow you!!! <3

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maryssababyy
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July 17, 2012 12:43am UTC

Hi! Everyone please read my new story on wattpad.com heres the link! http://www.wattpad.com/5808375-the-secret-life-of-carrie-rhodes... PLEASE GIVE ME FEEDBACK im not seeking reads or votes idc if you like it or not I just want to know what I can do to make it better ... please help <3333

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December 20, 2011 9:20pm UTC

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December 11, 2011 1:33pm UTC

Dad: Son, I want you to marry the girl I tell you to.
Son: NO!
Dad: She's Bill Gate's Daughter.
Son:..oh.. okay, then.
-DAD GOES TO BILL GATES-
Dad: Marry you daughter to my son!
Bill Gates: Hell no!
Dad: He's the CEO of World Bank.
Bill gates: ...oh, ok.
-DAD GOES TO WORLD BANK-
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO!
Employer: NO.
Dad: He's Bill Gate's Son-in-law.
Employer: Oh, okay!
THIS. IS. BUSINESS

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maryssababyy
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November 17, 2011 2:45pm UTC

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maryssababyy
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November 12, 2011 9:32pm UTC

when i was little
i got in trouble for breaking a ruler while playing star wars..
i was a freaking legend.

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maryssababyy
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 10:01pm UTC

"I'm sexy and i
know it ;)"
No your slutty and you blow it.

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maryssababyy
posted a quote
October 8, 2011 11:40am UTC

Last night,
We watched the notebook together...
And he cried. <3

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maryssababyy
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 5:22pm UTC

Hey, i have a question? whats the happiest day of your life?
when i met you <3
true story between my bf and meee (im the green his the grey)

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maryssababyy
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September 19, 2011 8:59pm UTC

So i have a problem..
No i don't think i'm too fat. I'm honestly too skinny but i can't help it i was born that way and everyone points it out. I cried to my mom about how insecure i feel in a bathing suit. My hips stick out. my ribs show. It's disgusting. I hate my body to the extreme. I think i have the most disturbing body. I WISH i was fatter. yeah i know you haven't heard of this a lot before but its my problem. I wish i had a slow metabolism. All these girls complain how their sooo fat but their not i was i was like them. I'm trying to gain weight but i get critized on my weight everyday. I hide the pain but i can't anymore. and i know none of you will read this but if you did thank you <3

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maryssababyy
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 9:17pm UTC

Twinkle twinkle that is jocked,
Take it off before your blocked <3

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maryssababyy
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 6:45pm UTC

When i was little
I'd close the refrigerator door very
slowly to see the light go out <3

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maryssababyy
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September 4, 2011 6:25pm UTC

Who remembers:
The magic school bus?

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September 4, 2011 5:25pm UTC

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maryssababyy
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August 26, 2011 11:20pm UTC

I love you more than, SpongeBob loves jellyfish.
Sandy loves karate,
Mr. Krabs loves money,
Squidward loves his clarinet,
But baby i need you, like plankton needs that krabby patty secret recipe.

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maryssababyy
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 9:14pm UTC

The Road to success.
Is always under
Construction. ♥

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maryssababyy
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 2:18pm UTC

Who else remembers when hell was a bad word,
So instead we'd say,
»»» H-e-double hockey sticks
I do.

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maryssababyy
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 7:50pm UTC

If you love someone tell them
Because hearts are o f t e n broken
By words left unspoken.

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maryssababyy
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 9:04pm UTC

That akward moment when
cucumber isn't blocked out and you just look stupid making a quote about how cucumber is a bad word