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xHello
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July 21, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Dear LOL, thanks for always being there when I have nothing else to say.

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ThatsJustLifee
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July 21, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Hey guys,
I never thought I'd be asking this, but lately I haven't been exercising, eating healthy, or going outside often. A month has passed since school ended and Summer 2012 did not meet the expectations I set for it since it is the Summer before freshman year. SO, to avoid going to extreme measures such as starvation or dieting,
For every fave I'll do
10 pushups
15 crunches
20 jumping jacks
For every comment I'll jog around my neighborhood.
If this seems stupid to you, keep scrolling. I think it will really help boost my motivation level if I have someone supporting me.
Any other tips/advice please share. And I don't need to here that "your beautiful just the way you are" stuff...♥
Format by I_Dont_Know

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courtcourt
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July 21, 2012 6:22pm UTC

you're 11, bipolar, bisexual and random?
Tell me more about how "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I just want to be
someone's idea of perfect.

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gloriaLOVE
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 9:12pm UTC

ONE DIRECTION.
NUTELLA.
GAY MARRIAGE.
OLD WITTY.
WITTY WARS.
CHANNING TATUM.
Is this a Top Quote now?

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loveforeveryourbeautiful17
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Admit It
When you were little
you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant

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CCKITTY_0714
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Me:Can you please grow?
Hair:Lol No.
Boobs:Nah.
Stomach: OKAY! :)

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Jade672
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 8:59pm UTC

In elementary school when someone would come up to you
& ask you, "Can I play?" and you would say, "I dunno it's not my game."

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Chisu
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 3:41pm UTC

If I have a son
And he comes to me telling me that he's gay, I'm not going to pretend to accept him. I'm not going to cry about it in my room at night. I'm not going to sit around wishing for the perfect son. I'm going to look at him, smile, tell him I'll always love him no matter what, then drag his butt down to the beach so we can both scope out hot guys. nmf

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:12pm UTC

I wish summer would get pregant
so we would have 9 months off.

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BravoSierra
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July 21, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Mom: Don't eat now or you won't be hungry for dinner.
Me: I'll be hungry for dinner.

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LoveMe_ORLoveMeNot
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July 22, 2012 4:17pm UTC

that awkward moment...
When the person you like is giving you advice on who you should date.
♥

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LostSoul13
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 4:17pm UTC

I want a witty family.
(witty family: a group of however many wittiers who are all connected through witty, facebook, cellphones,
real life, or maybe even all of the listed.)
To be in my witty family, you must:
-Be trustworthy.
-Add me on facebook or text me and other family members.
-Give good advice and have a sense of humor.
-Be avaliable to your sisters. For help, or just to talk.
And that's it. I hope that we can start witty families all over witty.
>>If you want to be part of the very first, comment on this quote.<<
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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sammy*
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 9:32pm UTC

"yeaaa...surreee..."
fave if you just said that in a sarcastic voice.

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Ralph*
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 9:32pm UTC

You called her ugly.
(she's insecure enough already.)
You told her to kill herself.
(she's thought about it before you brought it up.)
You told her to go cut up her wrists.
(look at them now)
she pushes people away.
(she can't handle being left anymore.)
You called her a b.it.ch.
Well maybe, she's just broken.
You call it an excuse.
-She calls it a nightmare she can't get out of.-
♥

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ienjoyhittingchildrenwithfryingpans
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 9:33pm UTC

I wish i had the power to ignore you like you ignore me.

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NotYourLife
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 9:34pm UTC

confessing to your crush
how I imagine it:
hey, I really like you. maybe we should hang out sometime. see you around(;
how it happens:
ILIKEYOUALOTGOTTAGOBYE

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franny20
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Need a friend?
Text me.
Need a laugh?
Call me.
Need money?
LOL, this number is no longer in service

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AnaisHeartsYou
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Maybe boys would like me
if i was prettier ?

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