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marmar2828

1. marmar2828
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   November 29, 2008 7:50am UTC
   spongbob is 28 years old i read it in a nick magizine yo
   
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2. marmar2828
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   November 11, 2008 10:16am UTC
   Teacher-whats ur nameLaura im laren but u can call me larTeacher-and your nameBilly- my name is bill but you can call me tonite
   
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3. marmar2828
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   November 9, 2008 8:43am UTC
   when life gives me lemons i make beef stew
   
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4. marmar2828
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   October 31, 2008 7:44am UTC
   isnt it weird that you park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?these are the questions that haunt me.
   
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5. marmar2828
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   October 31, 2008 7:33am UTC
   i will not play a tug-a-war id rather play a hug-owar were everybody hugs instead od tugs and everybody giggles and rolls on rugs were everybody grind were everybody smiles and everybody wins.
   
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6. marmar2828
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   October 10, 2008 7:11pm UTC
   love me or hate me still an obsession!!!!!
   
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7. marmar2828
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   October 10, 2008 7:09pm UTC
   u no degrassi goes there so if u make fun of me for being an obbsesive monkey about degrassi i really dont care
   
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8. marmar2828
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   October 10, 2008 7:07pm UTC
   last night i had another dream about shopping this time i choose the red viynel pants (but that was only a dream)
   
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9. marmar2828
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   October 10, 2008 7:05pm UTC
   i dare you to go up to your friends and look at their jacket and be like omg your jacket is soo ripe and look at your other friends and be like eww yours is so down the drain
   
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10. marmar2828
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    October 10, 2008 7:03pm UTC
    radness
    
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11. marmar2828
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    September 23, 2008 3:40pm UTC
    Can i have one of your Tots
    
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12. marmar2828
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    August 26, 2008 6:04am UTC
    there are only 2 things that can survive doomsday coakroches and chuck norrisbut the coakroaches wont survive chuck norris
    
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13. marmar2828
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    August 22, 2008 12:12pm UTC
    Lifes shortTalkFAST
    
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14. marmar2828
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    August 22, 2008 12:04pm UTC
    three girls were running from the cops a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.so they came up to a potatoe farm and they hid in sacks so when the cops arrived they poked on the sack with brunette and she went "meow" and the cops said "oh its just a cat" and so they went to the red heads sack and they poked it and she went "ruff" and they said "oh its just a dog" and they came to the blondes sack and when they poked it in her sweetest little voice she said "potatoe"change colors and such(:
    
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15. marmar2828
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    August 22, 2008 11:49am UTC
    evertime i see an upside down man standing in the water i look at him and start to laugh although i shouldn't outter for maybe in another world another place a differrent time MAYBE HE is right side up and i am upside down!
    
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