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Member Since: 11 Apr 2012 05:08am

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HEY MY NAME'S RACHEL!!
I LOVE WITTY <3
WELL......
NOT MUCH TO SAY .......
IM 15
:] .....
NUFF SAID..... :D
<3 FOLLOW ME!! 0.o

OH AND I LOVE YOU 1D !!XXXXXX

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 2:45pm UTC

*FRIEND TELLS A DRAMATIC STORY*
*ME NOT LISTENING*
*HER FINISHING STORY*
ME: COOL STORY BROH !!
HER : OH THANKS , I SUPPOSE .... :/

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:22am UTC

'I WANT TO MATHS DEBATE '
SAY IT REALLY FAST !!

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:52am UTC

My Crush:
say your crushes name 6 times
now close your eyes and make a wish about them
decide whats more important love, or 10 million dollars
now make another wish about love or the money
repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "my crush"
and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush<3

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:26am UTC

Dear my fellow 'Directioners' ,
There is a rumour going around that April 30th is NO 1D quotes ,
So I say we should make as many 1D quotes as possible !!
They can't make a day to stop us 'quoting' about 1D !!
SO ON APRIL 30TH MAKE AS MANY 1D QUOTES AS POSSIBLE !

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 7:35am UTC

I have a dig bick !!
Awkward woment mhen you read that wrong !
Fave if you read BOTH wrong
Comment if you read 1 wrong
Ignore if you read Both right !

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 7:13am UTC

HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR PAGE HAVE MUSIC AND COOL ARROW THINGS AND NICE BACKGROUNDS ???
PLEASE HELP !!! I REALLY WANNA KNOW !!!

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 6:32am UTC

Mom : WHY DID YOU HIT POOR LITTLE JIMMY ?
Me : MOM , I DIDN'T HIT HIM !!
MOM : THEN WHY DOES HE HAVE A BLACK EYE ?
Me : I HIGH-FIVED HIS FACE !!! ........ :L :P
Mom :
Me :
Mom :
Me :
Mom :
Me: SAY SOMETHING DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKING ALL CONFUSED !

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 5:43pm UTC

That cost thing ! I did it but it wouldnt save :[ Anyway this is my total :
TOTAL : $4,760

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 1:14pm UTC

You know it's an awkward conversation when somebody writes :
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............ :/ ................

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 10:43am UTC

FML

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 1:43pm UTC

Dear boys ,
Being a d!ck
Doesn't make yours bigger !!
JUST SAYING !!! :]

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 8:46am UTC

I DIDNT FALL !,
I ATTACKED THE FLOOR !!

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Friend:HEY !
Me: JUSTIN BEIBER IS GAY!
Friend: Oh okay then ... :/
Me :JUSTIN BEIBER IS GAY !
Friend: WTF !? TALK TO ME D: :[ :(
Me: Justin Beiber is gay !
Friend:SHUT UP !!
Me: JUSTIN BEIBER IS GAY !
Friend:UGGHHHH.....I'M PREGNANT !
Me: Justin Beib.... WHAT THE F*CK !?
Friend : I had to shut you up !
Me: JUSTIN BEIBER IS GAY!

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 12:13pm UTC

F**K FACEBOOK IM GOING BACK TO STARDOLL !

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 12:07pm UTC

Youknowyourafailwhen :
You wake up at 7:30
Eat breakfast
Get into your school uniform
Then.............
Realise it's Saturday ... :/

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mamabear
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 5:12am UTC

Has any of these EVER happened to you ?
1.Walk into a room , and then forget why you came in
2.Close the fridge really slowly just so you can see the light turn off
3.Attempt to eat play-doh just so you can see what it tastes like?

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