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  1. TheBeautifulThings TheBeautifulThings
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    The Lazy Girl Guide to Beauty #4:
    Scent Strands with Perfume.
    Spray a light shot of fragrance into the bristles. Run it through strands from roots to ends and your hair will smell amazing throughout the day.

  2. TheBeautifulThings TheBeautifulThings
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    The Lazy Girl Guide to Beauty #3:
    How to get rid of a Hickey
    Pop a spoon in the freeze and place it on the hickey mark. This will reduce swelling. Then take a soft toothbrush, and slowly swipe from the inside to the outside of the bruise to get blood flowing again.

  3. HannahBooox3 HannahBooox3
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 8:52am UTC
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    Today, my Dad said ," I'm going to buy you 2 bottles of conditioner for every 1 bottle of shampoo."
    Favorite if you think that is the smartest. thing. ever. <3
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  4. kimberlyyyy kimberlyyyy
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 2:19am UTC
    My whole family is against
    Gay marriage.
    Favorite if you think that is mean and wrong. I need to show them that it's okay to be different.

  5. youbrokeme youbrokeme
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    if there's a tomorrow when we're not together,
    theres something you must always remember.
    you’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
    but the most important thing is even if we’re apart, ill always be with you
    -Winnie the Pooh

  6. iluvcupcakes26 iluvcupcakes26
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    Fave if
    when you were younger
    you drew the sun
    on the corner of the paper.


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  8. noahwood123 noahwood123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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  9. ashlyn* ashlyn*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    Carpe diem

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. dhOpeqUrl dhOpeqUrl happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    god made you ;
    then he made me ,
    then he whispered " meant to be "

  11. twilightbabe17 twilightbabe17
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2010 5:48pm UTC
    s[h e] be[l i]v[e d] ♥ ♥ ♥

  12. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2010 6:46pm UTC
    Today,
    I sorta felt like running around naked
    but then I drank some Windex© and it
    stopped me from
    streaking
    Credit to ambercami

  13. 123babe123 123babe123
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2010 9:07pm UTC
    TRY THIS!♥
    Go on Facebook and Press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left,Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter key then right click
    Then press up & down & Magic circles will appear!
    The only way to stop it is to log off or reload the page
    favoritethisifitworkedforyou!

  14. ilovemybestfriend ilovemybestfriend
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2010 4:38pm UTC
    Sometimes...
    the questions are complicated
    and the answers are simple.
    - Dr. Seuss

  15. x143Ashleyy x143Ashleyy
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2010 11:22pm UTC
    Today was just one of those days where
    everything I did reminded me of you and
    every song I heard somehow related to you.
    I hate days like today, because they remind
    me of the one thing I don't have.


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  19. JESSiiEKA JESSiiEKA
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2010 3:28pm UTC
    its a forced conversation,
    apologies meant to bring back old times.
    im sorry its true,
    we just cant talk the way we used to.
    its like a teenage version of
    "hows the wife and kids" "hows work?"

  20. KissMySass_x33 KissMySass_x33
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2010 10:46pm UTC
    Ways to Annoy People #2
    Reply to everything a person says with, "that's what YOU think."

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