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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:29pm UTC
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  3. Fourteen Fourteen
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    format by; idance
    I don't use the little twist ties,
    to close the bag of bread, i spin the bag, and tuck it under the loaf of bread..
    Anyooneee else?

  4. Marshearts Marshearts
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    Who else remembers...
    H.E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS

  5. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    :
    "Coke please"
    "Is pepsi alright?" ...
    "IS MONOPOLY MONEY ALRIGHT?!?"
    {{{{{{ Folow me, i follow back!}}}}}}
    NMQ
    n m f

  6. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Math questions are so stupid.
    There all like "If I had 30 chocolate bars and ate 29, what do I have left?
    I don't know , Diabetes ?!

  7. Nicoleoleo Nicoleoleo
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    Noah wrote Allie 365 letters
    I think you can send me a text message.

  8. missbellalove missbellalove
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    did you know that when
    someone appears in your dreams it's because that person misses you ?
    ... I knew that Zac Efron still cares about me.
    missbellalove

  9. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    girls aren't going to talk to you first;
    it's a girl thing. we don't like starting the conversation because we want to feel like you want to talk to us. we like to feel like the wait was worth something. we feel like you've waited for us like we've waited for you. but the number one reason we hate starting the conversation is because we hate to seem needy or clingy. that's why we're scared, because to us, being obsessive just pushes guys away.
    and no girl wants that.
    nmf|nmq

  10. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    Go out looking like crap, and then bam! You enter:
    hot guy central.

  11. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    It's funny how most music today is about how much the guy wants to hook up with a girl, when all the Beatles wanted to do
    was hold her hand

    NMF

  12. monxlove44 monxlove44
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    fave this and i'll tell you what name sounds cute with yours:)

  13. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    It's at that point
    where I don't care how bad it gets.
    It doesn't matter if I go too deep
    If it means it will stop the pain,
    I'll do what it takes.

  14. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    oh I'm sorry,
    I didn't realise the middle of my sentence was interupting the beginning of yours.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    He's going to be
    sorry
    he lost you.
    so stop worrying.
    forget the past, forget the pain and
    remember
    what an incredible girl you are.
    ♥♥♥
    ThatsSoMeee ♥

  16. EpicToast EpicToast
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    Elf movie quotes #o5
    Buddy: I'm in a store, and I'm siiiiingiiiiing!
    Manager: Hey. There's no singing in the North Pole.
    Buddy: YES THERE IS!

  17. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    and no matter how many times you deny it;
    i s t i l l l o v e y o u
    like the first time
    -pretty little liars ♥

  18. ItsNotOver ItsNotOver
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 11:49pm UTC
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  19. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    Two girls wear the same shirt...
    "She copied my style..."
    Two guys wear the same shirt...
    "BROTHER!"
    ☮ NMQ☺

  20. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    Was it fun for you
    To watch me fall a p a r t ?

:)

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