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magnetamagnum

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magnetamagnum
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July 1, 2012 1:02pm UTC
how i put on jeans:
step one: right leg in, pull up.
step two: left leg in, pull up.
step three: pull up altogether.
step four: wiggle.
step five: jump.

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magnetamagnum
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July 1, 2012 12:55pm UTC
when someone asks how my day was:
me: in the morning it was good. but then i got up.

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