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1. magicJ23
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   February 5, 2010 6:08pm UTC
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2. magicJ23
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   May 29, 2009 12:18pm UTC
   true's ! dumb blonde test :)
   lets see whos a dumb blondeeee.
   1 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
   2 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
   3 You have ran into a glass/screen door
   4 You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
   5 You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
   total: 3
   6 You have ran into a tree
   7 It is possible to lick your elbow
   8 You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
   9 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
   10 You just tried to sing them
   total:4
   11 You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
   12 You have choked on your own spit
   13 You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
   14 You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
   15 You just looked at it
   total:8
   16 Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
   17 A LOT of People have called you slow
   18 You have accidentally caught something on fire
   19 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
   20 You have caught yourself drooling
   total:10
   21 You've fallen asleep in class
   22 Sometimes you just stop thinking
   23 You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
   24 People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
   25 You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
   total: 13
   26 You use your fingers to do simple math
   27 You have eaten a bug
   28 You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
   29 You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
   30 You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
   total: 16
   31 You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a facebook...
   32 You break a lot of things
   33 Your friends know not to use big words around you
   34 You tilt your head when you're confusedd
   35 (Many Many Times (: ] You have fallenout of your chair before
   total: 19
   36 When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
   ceiling/wall.
   37 The word 'umm' is used many times a day
   38 You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
   39 You have spelled your name wrong
   40 You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important
   thing
   total: 24
   TOTAL: 24/40
   IDK if I am or not, though Im a brunette.
   
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3. magicJ23
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   May 26, 2009 9:38pm UTC
   Text Your Questions To 542542:
   DOES IT WORK?
   
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4. magicJ23
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   May 26, 2009 9:33pm UTC
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5. magicJ23
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   May 26, 2009 9:23pm UTC
   What is school like?
   Break My Heart
   How are you feeling today?
   Love Story
   How would you describe your best friend?
   Five Colours In Her Hair
   How would you describe your crush?
   Our Song
   How do people describe you?
   One For The Radio
   What is waiting for you in the future?
   Jamboree In The Hills
   Will you ever get married?
   Boys Are Back
   Will you have kids?
   Don't Stop Believing
   What will your last words be?
   I Don't Think About It
   How will people remember you after you've passed?
   Hold On
   
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6. magicJ23
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2009 2:27pm UTC
   Here's an intresting survey.
   Repost this again with you're answers!.
   Here are mine! ♥
   YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
   (first pet + car you want)
   Dog Truck
   YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:
   (“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
   The Softball Sun Tour
   YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
   (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
   Taylor June
   YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
   (favorite color + favorite animal)
   Green Owl
   YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
   (middle name + city where you were born)
   Brianna Wheeling
   YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
   (the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
   JohKe
   SUPERHERO NAME
   (“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
   The Blue Coke
   STRIPPER NAME:
   (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
   Bannana Twix
   TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
   (Your fifth grade teacher’s last name + a major city that starts with the same letter)
   Shook Seattle
   SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
   (your favorite season/holiday + flower)
   Christmas Rose
   CARTOON NAME:
   (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
   Strawberry Shoesy
   HIPPY NAME:
   (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
   Chocolate pop tart oak
   
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7. magicJ23
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   May 21, 2009 9:36pm UTC
   Reply For " You're Wierd" :
   Being wierd is being unique,
   Everyone is unique,
   Everyone includes YOU!!!
   
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8. magicJ23
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   May 19, 2009 7:45pm UTC
   That's what she said.
   {Who is she and why does she say such dirty things?)
   
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9. magicJ23
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   May 18, 2009 9:24pm UTC
   Don't not cease reading you will regret it!
   girl meets a boy on a messenger
   crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
   h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
   crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
   h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
   crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
   crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true.
   crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
   crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
   h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
   crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you...
   crazy1 86 had signed off.
   The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
   PART 2...
   Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
   h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
   2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
   h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
   2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
   2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
   h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
   h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
   2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
   h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
   h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
   h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
   The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
   They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS icy WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH
   This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at
   
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10. magicJ23
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 9:16pm UTC
    " ONe for the RADIO" - McFly
    - Put your fist in the air, raise your voice and declare saying, " WE DON"T CARE!"-
    -So don't pretend you hate us and sing along, cause we all look the same in the dark-
    -LA temptation and music sensations, this great expectations, are way on our heads. So heres to the liers, who dreams and conspires, against the admired WE HOPE YOU DROPPED DEAD-
    
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11. magicJ23
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 9:09pm UTC
    Recent Quotes by this Author:
    TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW!
    ( no cheating! you have to leave it the way you put it )
    add on to the list!:
    juaqcdobg - jacob
    bhyfriuytytaewdnmjktuy-brittany
    bbriittssey01q12- britsey01 (my names brittany too so i put my account name!)
    jkastyie-Katie lol close lol
    gabvbvytty-gabbyy i havee reall good skill i was off just a littleee(:
    renee~Oh yea! i had my friend do it for me ^^^^^^ this person
    franki - Franki!! lol
    alexiks-alexis! hah darn!
    kara- ahh come on!!! my name IS kara!!! POOP
    taylor- yayayay my name is Taylor!!! <3
    c xazra - Cara .. haha, close
    bnreasnna --breanna...like 2 letters off
    hayley ~ hayley! you just type with the point on your elbow! :]]
    jesse~ ha my name IS jesse! yay! Hayley is completely right! its easy!
    kelsea- oh yehh, my name is kelsea! =] <3
    ssraz- aw mannn. its sara actually. (:
    dxnmfcfgtedsa- andrea.. ouch i was off!! hehe :]
    anjxdresa- Andrea =p
    an itgsa- anita. hey, i was close. lol
    nicola- YES!!! VICTORY!!!
    bnrfikaqnma- briana... i have a fat elbow XD
    Jacquelyn- Jacque;yn ooyaaa im soo skilled!!!!!!!!!!
    lerxi- my name is lexi (: {redo} lexi YESS!!!
    mqrissas- marissa... ohh i came pretty closee...
    KLMO3e3ls8i - KELSI, its wasn't very, but close
    
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12. magicJ23
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    April 3, 2009 11:17pm UTC
    For GIRLS Only!!!
    If A gUy TeLlS yOu YoUr GaY
    sAy, '' WELL DUH, I DON"T LIKE GIRLS!"
    
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