magaloots911

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About Me:

I love mustaches, purple, and zebras.
I also love New York City!
I love photography!
My favorite football team is New York Giants!
My Favorite baseball team is New York Yankees!
I love Oreos!
I love Law and Order!

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magaloots911
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October 2, 2012 1:13pm UTC

*At Park*
Parent: *pointing at kids* Which one is yours?
Me: I don't know, I havn't decided yet!
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magaloots911
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June 11, 2012 7:18pm UTC

Ok my friend Marisa and I went to the bathroom and came back to the room that we were in......
Me- Why did Sarah fall off of the swing?
Friend- Why?
Me- Because she had no arms
Friend- Knock Knock
Me- Who's there?
Friend- Not Sarah!
Me- :|

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magaloots911
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Friendship is like peeing yourself
Everyone can see it but only you will get the warm feeling that it brings
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magaloots911
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June 10, 2012 12:02pm UTC

Pregnet Person: *Shirt says, "I'm A Virgin"* Me: *Screams at pregnet person* "LIAR!!!!!!"

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magaloots911
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June 9, 2012 3:45pm UTC

How Fast Can You Guess These Words? 1. BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3. F_ _K 4. P_N_S 5. PU_S_ 6. S_X Answers: 1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FUNK 4.PANTS 5. PULSE 6.SIX. You got all six words wrong didn't you? You dirty minded freak!

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magaloots911
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June 3, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Dear you, Feel free to pull down your pants, climb on top of me and statisfy your needs! Sincearly, Your Toilet Ö

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magaloots911
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May 22, 2012 4:09pm UTC

The awkward moment
When you notice dog poop on your shoe
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May 4, 2012 3:27pm UTC

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magaloots911
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May 4, 2012 3:16pm UTC

http://www.wittyprofiles.com
Are you sure you want to enter http://www.wittyprofiles.com it will have side effects such as hypnotizing, therapy, or being put in a mental hospital?
Yes
No

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magaloots911
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Popular girl: 1 Ugh how could I get 1 fave on a quality quote?!?
Me: 1 Yeah Buddy I'm On A Roll! Wooooh!

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magaloots911
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April 1, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Me- .___. baby Whale
Mom- um...ok
Me- .________. mommy whale
Mom- .........
Me- .__________________. daddy whale
Mom- You need friends

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magaloots911
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March 14, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Me: Guess what I'm gonna say
Mom: ok go
Me: Ok, it starts with a F and ends in a CK
Mom: the F word?
Me: FIRETRUCK!!!
Mom: OHHHHH!
True Story!

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magaloots911
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 3:44pm UTC

I Just Figured Out That
Turkey Bacon Comes From Turkeys!
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magaloots911
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 8:32am UTC

Confirm
Are you sure you want to kill your ex boyfriend because he cheated on you?
Yes
No

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magaloots911
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 8:29am UTC

Are you from Tenessee ?
Cause I want to make out with your face!
~ Jenna Marbles
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magaloots911
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Our love is like dominos
I fall for you and you fall for someone else
/::/ /::/ [::]
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magaloots911
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 6:39pm UTC

boy- do you know,
girl- the answer to problem #6 on our math homework? Yes I do.
boy- how did you,
girl- know? I'm phycic.
boy- well did you know that I always think of you during library, stare at you during reading, and had a dream last night where we made out and I kind of liked the dream?
girl- I do now!

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magaloots911
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 4:46pm UTC

My Best Friend
i do whatever she does
she cries i cry she trips i trip she moves i move she fails the test i fail the test she jumps off a cliff
Well, that's a different story
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magaloots911
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:26am UTC

Elementry School
m e m o r i e s ;
screaming when the whistle blew at the end of recess, playing with the smart board, learning to type, playing 4 corners, indoor recess, playing with wooden blocks and knocking them down, around the world geography, playing recorder, Christmas/Hanukkah sing-along, D.E.A.R time reading, sharing, snack time, practically dating a guy, fake weddings, finger painting, screaming at people when they got paint on your picture, jump rope, hopscotch, swings, foursquare, teather ball, wall ball, chalk, getting out of school to play kickball with another class, monkey bars, slides, cheese touch, tag, crushing on someone, buddys, partners, asking people who they like, talking while reading, whispering about people behind their backs, relay races, field day, mini book clubs, making magazines, clubs, bringing in stuffed animals, playing 7 up, pretending things are different things, playing hide and seek and freeze tag at recess, fire drills, lock downs, shelter in one place, different morning greetings, watching movies, science experiments, snow days, half days, and early dismissal
♥ if you've done ANY of these things or miss ANY of these things!

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magaloots911
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 5:39pm UTC

Me:........... so ya
Kid: k
Me: LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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