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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 3:50pm UTC

When you have to go to the
bathroom soo badly and of
course after you do
everything,
theres NO TOILET
PAPER!

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 9:10pm UTC

I'm
that type
of girl
who will burst out laughing in
dead silence at something that
happened yesterday.
=)

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 9:02pm UTC

And when people ask me,
"Why are you so weird?"
I never know what to say.
But then I realized,
why would I be like THIS
If I could be like
ttthhhiiiissss??

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 11:08pm UTC

Just admit it,
we have all took pictures in the mirror effect on Photo Booth and EPICALLY FAILED at trying to kiss ourselves.

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 10:39pm UTC

That awkward moment when, you say:
"COME AT ME BRO!"
and they really do.
♥

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 4:28pm UTC

w e l l . . . .
according to my calculations
your a loser(;
kbye.

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 8:50pm UTC

That "AHH" feeling when you get
a text message from the guy
you like who hasn't talked
to you in forever. But at the
same time.. you have to remember
that he was the one who started
the conversation(;
<3

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 8:45pm UTC

Sometimes...
I just hope she gets
POOPED
On one day.
she really does deserve it ((:

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 8:29pm UTC

I feel on top of the world... with ya baby
<3

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 8:16pm UTC

When your at a party with all
your friends and one of the most
popular songs is playing. . .
All of them start singing
along.. but you just find
yourself humming
and gerrggling a bunch of
different lyrics that
DO NOT happen to go with that
song.
=)

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 8:12am UTC

Tips to reduce weight.
First turn your head to the right and then turn it to the left. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Easy enough .. right?!? ;)

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 8:06am UTC

Heres the story of a talking muffin.
So, once upon a time, there were two muffins in the microwave.
the first muffin: dayumm.. its hot in here
the second muffin: AHHHHH TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 8:02am UTC

"okay.. so what does this dress say to you?"
"uh.. beware of crazy ladies who talk to dresses?"
hmm...

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 11:15pm UTC

That funny feeling when
you walk into the store and run into the gy you like..
but you pretend not to notice him
so..
you simply turn your back to him
and
make him notice you before you instead.

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 11:10pm UTC

You make me feel l i ke . . .
la la la
<3

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 10:06pm UTC

A F R I E N D will close there eyes when you type in your Facebook password.
but a B E S T F R I E N D
will already know it ..
so when the time comes and you lost your mind....
they got it all covered (:

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 10:00pm UTC

Guess what?
iLOVEyou.
iloveyou. iloveyou. iloveyou. iloveyou. iloveyou. iloveyou.
there.. i said it.. happy now?!

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 9:52pm UTC

DON'T
scare me . . . .
I P00P EASILY.

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 9:41pm UTC

SMILE
i t i r r i t a t e s
those who
W I S H T O
destroy you.

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madjazzgirl416
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 10:02am UTC

If you love something...
let it go.
if it comes back to you...
its yours forever.
if it doesn't...
then it was never mean to
be.
<3

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