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  1. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2009 8:29am UTC
    I'd say she would never hurt me
    Would never, ever make me cry
    But I'd be lyingY
    Cuz she does everyday.
    >>When She Trips Me up the Stairs<<
    Then trips on one of my books
    and we're both rolling on the floor [[crying]]
    LaUgHiNg HyStErIcAlLy
    Together
    (in public)

  2. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2009 5:21pm UTC
    Welivethelifeofan
    unfinishednovel
    |still waiting to be written. Depending on how long we live,
    the longer the chapters. Depending on how interesting we are,
    the more we appeal to others. We're often judged by our covers.
    Sometimes, some people decide to just quit reading us. We're just
    forgotten until someone finds us. Our characters can develop
    throughout the novel, but our chapters can never be edited|
    *not mine-some cred to teamjacob

  3. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2009 4:41pm UTC
    Only In America
    (by an American)
    1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
    5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
    10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
    Yhaha thought this was so truee + funny =]

  4. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2009 4:21pm UTC
    [Our relationship is like
    Tooth paste +
    Orange Juice]
    Everytime I think of it, I cringe and say
    Blech, I'm never doing that again!

  5. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2009 3:53pm UTC
    Nothing hurts more
    than realizing he meant everything to you
    /but you meant nothing to him/

  6. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    some days i just wanna
    ©opyright
    myYso that
    super-hot-don't-have-a-CHANCE-in-hell-with
    THEIF
    can stop s t e a l i n g it
    !

  7. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 4:08pm UTC
    Psshh.
    who needs schoool?
    i've learned plenty just being a
    teenagerY

  8. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 2:04pm UTC
    baby, make like
    Hersheys
    &&&
    Kiss Me

  9. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 8:38am UTC
    OurSonG
    never changed
    never "got old"
    and will never be
    over-played.

  10. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 7:57am UTC
    & then
    out of the {corner} of her eye
    she saw him
    and her whole life
    f l i p p e d
    upside down.
    <33
    *my 100th quote! :D
    some cred to guesswhoo

  11. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 5:13pm UTC
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  12. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 4:47pm UTC
    i was going to take
    over the world but i
    got distracted by
    something
    Sparkly

  13. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 4:39pm UTC
    our friendShiP
    is tighter than
    the JoBros Pants
    *not mine

  14. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 4:27pm UTC
    some may say the STRONGEST people
    are able to [hold grudges] but i believe
    the boldest and bravest ability is to
    forgive.

  15. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 3:45pm UTC
    I get the best feeling in the world
    when you say hi or even smile at me because
    I know, even if its j u s t f o r a s e c o n d
    i've crossed your mind

  16. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 3:27pm UTC
    Forget LoVe--
    I'd rather fall in c
    h
    o
    c
    o
    l
    a
    t
    e!

  17. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 2:56pm UTC
    We pinky promise to be forever and always. Tied together with a smile, we're fearless. We laugh about boys, creating mushy-gushy love stories with prince charmings and white horses. We'd write I Heart ? on the back of our hands, and when you guessed who I liked, I'd lie and shake my head, but you know me backwards and forwards and saw right through it. We prank call our crushes, hanging up after saying hey stephen, all cool and collectively, then giggling f o r h o u r s after. We stay up late doodling those crazy little hearts and stars on his yearbook photos in permanent marker, because at that point his face wasn't on one single picture to burn. But when I came to you crying tell me why, you held me tight, saying just breathe, because when there's teardrops on my guitar, I only want to see your face letting me know I'm not invisible. And when you come in with the rain, we'll head back outside and have the best day, lying in the grass, cloud-watching as tim mcgraw sings in the background.And when I'm older, way past fifteen, and after we've both found a place in this world, I'll think back to how our song never changed, never got old and never over-played. I'll think back to the way I loved you, and how nothing can compare to a perfectly good heart between
    two best friends.

  18. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 7:56am UTC
    He can't hug me
    without getting a hug back.
    He can't hold my hand
    without his hand being held too.
    & He can't kiss me,
    without getting kissed back.
    Yet,
    He can break my heart,
    and keep his entirely whole.
    Lucky Him.

  19. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 7:45am UTC
    i really love the
    "Back"
    button on computers.
    Without it, i couldn't go from
    facebook *.¸¸.·´¨`» Webkinz
    |when my dad walks in the room|
    :D

  20. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2009 12:45pm UTC
    You say you don't wanna hurt me
    Don't wanna see my tears
    So why are you still standin here
    J u s t w a t c h i n g m e d r o w n

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