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  1. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Lol, so true;; #31
    Hand sanitizers: the quickest way to find a cut.

  2. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 8:55am UTC
    Lol, so true;; #30
    Hate Mondays, annoying tuesdays, ignore Wendsdays, Smile Thursdays, LOVE Fridays, Enjoy Saturdays, Damn. Sunday.

  3. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 8:46am UTC
    Lol, so true;; #29
    When you are already snuggled up on the couch, and then you realize the tv remote is on the other side of the room..

  4. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 8:44am UTC
    Lol, so true;; #28
    That urge you get to write:
    "No one cares!" on someones status.

  5. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    So, today
    This really attractive guy
    Came up to me and asked for my number.
    --- It caught me by suprise,
    & I have a boyfriend- I didn't know what to do..
    Soo, I land sharked...
    He got the message.
    Never Shout Never! I follow back. ^_^

  6. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Lol, so true;; #27
    Facebook:What's on your mind?
    Twitter: What's happening?
    Myspace: Where did everyone go?!

  7. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    By far the best qualities in guys;
    -Good with little kids
    -Can cook
    -RESPECT.
    -can sing/play guitar
    -RESPECT.
    -Holds you in front of his friends
    -Notices the little things in your daily life
    -Calls you 'beautiful'
    -RESPECT.
    -Really, truly, no gimmicks, loving you.
    -RESPECT
    Guys, take the hint.

  8. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 7:18am UTC
    Take me for who I am,
    Or leave. You pick.

  9. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    BE
    YOU
    (tiful).
    Beauty, the true you.

  10. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>>
    True love doesn't have a happy ending,
    Because true love simply doesn't have an ending.
    nmf.

  11. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll♥
    Single, and in a relationship are just titles,
    how you feel in your heart determines your
    TRUE relationship status.
    ♥llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  12. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Oh, I'm Sorry,
    Did I interupt the conversation you were having..about me.

  13. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Lol, so true;; #26
    When you mentally create a music video for a song, and after watching the real music video you think to yourself, 'My version was better!'

  14. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Lol, so true;; #25
    We live in a society where banks leave their doors wide open, but chain their pens to the table.

  15. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:37am UTC
    Lol, so true;; #24
    Money cant buy happiness, but it pays for internet..pretty much the same thing.

  16. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:21am UTC
    Lol, so true;; #23
    Oh, so your a model? What's your agency..instagram?

  17. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:17am UTC
    Lol, so true;; #22
    If your not going to tell me something- then don't bring it up.

  18. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:12am UTC
    Lol, so true;; #21
    If a picture has 300 likes && 300 comments guess whats missing? Her clothes.

  19. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:10am UTC
    Lol, so true;; #20
    That's definetly not my ring tone, but I'm going to check my phone anyway.

  20. maddysoccerlvr maddysoccerlvr
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:07am UTC
    Lol, so true;; #19
    Live your life to your fullest, because no one ever says 'I wish I had cleaned more' on their death bed.

:)

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