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Dhaanii*
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October 5, 2016 2:37am UTC

Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong; it just means that you value your relationships more than your ego.

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planetxar_the_1st
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October 5, 2016 6:50am UTC

What is a promise that is broken for good reason? Is it a betrayal of trust or a restoration of faith?

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tayluhlubsyhu
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May 6, 2011 1:23pm UTC

Dead Man Walking
One Bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back,
They face each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
The death police men heard the noise and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you dont believe this lie is true,
Then ask the blind an,
He saw it too.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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macmcgovern
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February 15, 2011 2:41pm UTC

Tolls And Trolls
tolls and trolls
the same
exacting a fee for passage
only difference
trolls go away

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macmcgovern
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February 15, 2011 2:44pm UTC

Why I Write
Often I am asked
why I write.
I write because I
cannot read my printing.

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 2:46pm UTC

Sinus Problem
People who think
their crap
does
not stink,
have a sinus problem.

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 2:48pm UTC

Jesus called,
he wants his name back.

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 2:49pm UTC

If God visited the US Capital,
could he find one just man?

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 2:53pm UTC

Glamour is in the eye of the beholder;
beauty is the beholder of the eye.

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 3:40pm UTC

Poetic Rambling
the quality of the work,
just not there,
too much prose,
not enough verse,
like washing,
dirty underwear,
first,
the craps,
got to go,
to reveal,
a cleanly,
written vision,
known the world over,
as a poem

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 3:42pm UTC

When playing hide-and-seek,
avoid hiding under water.

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 3:42pm UTC

When playing hide-and-seek,
avoid hiding under water.

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 3:44pm UTC

I have the waiting room blues
here I sit resting my head
you never noticed I am dead

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 3:49pm UTC

Politicians know nothing,
and,
they can prove it.

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 3:50pm UTC

The longest word in the dictionary is smiles,
there is a mile between the s'es.

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

Work is a four letter word.

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 3:53pm UTC

Breakfast
cautiously,
he sticks his head above ground
slowly,
he eases out his hole
his cover broken
a robin eats him

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macmcgovern
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February 15, 2011 3:54pm UTC

Nature Prevails
With a flip of his tail,
he scurries away.
All that is viewed,
the white of his hindquarters as he disappears.
An explosion of repulsive gas, all that lingers in air,
an accidental release caused by great fear,
or, maybe,
left for the hunter as an insulting reminder of failure.
Two warriors match wits in the forest
this day, nature prevails, life wins again.
The hunter and the wise old buck go their way,
they live to die another day.

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macmcgovern
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 3:48pm UTC

There is only one difference
between oral and rectal thermometers,
taste.

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