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macklemoria

Status: currently not knowing if i should order a pizza or kill myself.

Member Since: 22 May 2013 03:50pm

Last Seen: 26 May 2013 04:44pm

Gender: F

user id: 360851

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i don't have the worst of lives...

infact, i might have a great life


I've got food, I've got family, I have a few friends, I have education, I have clothes, I have animals, I have expensive gadgets.

My life is perfect to some.
[so why am i so unhappy?]

hey, so this is a anonoymous account, i wont say my real name or real age (just to let you know im pretty young... not that young though) i'll go by the name macklemore and ryan lewis' wife  though. lol jokes, just call me macklemoria. as you can see im obsessed with macklemore and ryan lewis. if you have no idea who they are, or only know the songs thrift shop and cant hold us, LOOK THEM UP! Look at all their over songs, because I fell inlove with them as soon as I heard them. I will always be part of #sharkfacegang. I'm a directioner too btw haha and I have a huge thing for Iggy Azalea and Lana Del Rey idk. Like it says above, I do probably have a good life, and I'm grateful for that I guess, but I do get down sometimes. Maybe I will tell you guys my story one day, but now I'll just put my feelings in my quote and hope someone comes talks to me. So yeah, talk to me. It doesn't have to be about me or you. It can be about anything. Even Oreos. Damn, I love those biscuits. I just want to make friends with y'all. Ok, bye, may God make your day or night wonderful, remember to love Macklemore and Ryan Lewis and check out my follow button, dayum thats a follow button, I would tap that ;)
Kk, cheerio
cornflakes,
weetabix (eurgh)
coco pops
lucky charms (best cereal)

Macklemoria x

(yes i do like black and white, a lot)
 

  1. macklemoria macklemoria
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    do i ever sleep? the world may never k(no)w

  2. macklemoria macklemoria
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    are you a traffic sign because stop.

  3. macklemoria macklemoria
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    Happy Ending?
    There are no happy endings,
    Endings are the saddest part,
    So just give me a happy middle
    And a very happy start.no
    not mine.

  4. macklemoria macklemoria
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    10 Ways How To Get Rid Of Stress
    Hopefully this will help you next time you feel down!
    1. Listen to songs that make you want to dance or party
    2. Talk to your friends or family members about it. If your stressed about a person, it could help talking about them (don't be too harsh)
    3. Get a sheet of paper, and write out all your feelings. Then chuck it away.
    4. Go on witty profiles and vent it out in a quote.
    5. Watch funny videos on Youtube.
    6. Excersize (It will do wonders to your body as well)
    7. Think of something funny that happened that made you laugh
    8. Try not to think about what made you stressed.
    9. Take a bath
    10. Take a walk or run.

:)

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