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  1. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    The most stupid mistake I've ever made?
    I fell for you.

  2. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 5:53am UTC
    I hate people who think others must be a stereotype.
    They think
    asians have to be smart.
    blondes have to be ditzy.
    pretty girls have to be s.l.u.t.s.
    smart people must be nerds.
    rich people must be spoilt.
    People can have their own ways. Who says you have to be stereotyped? You're unique and no one should ever change that.
    Ever.

  3. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 1:09am UTC
    The biggest lie he ever said to me:
    I love you.

  4. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 9:21am UTC
    Music is my best friend and counselor ♪

  5. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 7:20am UTC
    I never knew what heartbreak felt like until now.
    First, you feel numb. You can't feel anything; you just stare at nothing.
    Then everything comes crashing down on you and the realization of what just happened hits you.
    Screaming into your pillow. Tears stream down your face.
    Heartbreak is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. </3

  6. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 5:39am UTC
    Today I was looking at old childhood videos of mine, and I realized how much I had changed.
    I didn't worry about boys or school or my weight and looks.
    I wasn't scared of heartbreak or friendships lost.
    I was so carefree, so relaxed.
    What happened to me?

  7. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:48am UTC
    As many times as I blink
    I'll think of you, tonight...

  8. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:44am UTC
    A successful CEO of a company volunteered to give a speech to young adults.
    As he walked toward the stage, he accidentally tripped and fell on his face.
    Quickly, he got up and walked towards the mike and said: That is an example of what I had to go through to get to who I am today.
    The audience roared with applause. nmq

  9. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 8:10am UTC
    You're not as lonely as you think you are
    I'm trying to tell you
    Anything you want, boy
    I can make it happen
    We could fall in love
    And I could be your sweetie <3

  10. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 8:30am UTC
    I always try on a billion clothes and end up buying like one.
    Just me?

  11. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    Judge me and I'll prove you wrong,
    Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off,
    Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up,
    Call me a b//tch and I'll show you one,
    Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad,
    Call me crazy but you really have no idea.
    nmq

  12. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Dear _____,
    Will you go out with me?
    A) Yes
    B) A
    C) B
    Love,
    An Admirer

  13. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you?
    What am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're ok...

  14. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 10:06am UTC
    If I had a dollar for every minute I spend on witty,
    I'd be rich.

  15. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 12:58am UTC
    *me and friend looking at fish pond*
    me: look at that ugly fish!
    friend: your so mean!
    *one second later*
    friend: which one? there are two.

  16. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 4:20am UTC
    Love is like a candy,
    you need to taste it to know if it is sweet or sour.

  17. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    Forever is a long time, but I wouldn't mind spending it by your side <3

  18. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 9:25am UTC
    It takes happiness to love life, but sorrow to understand why
    nmq

  19. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 4:31am UTC
    Did you know that 99% of all people smile and
    pretend everything is ok even if it's not and they
    are about to burst into tears?
    99%.

  20. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 1:49am UTC
    I say I don't care, but inside you're all I notice,
    I say I forgot about us, but inside every detail still exists,
    I say I hate you, but inside my heart yearns for you.
    I miss you.

:)

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