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lunathehypnoticlemon

1. lunathehypnoticlemon
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   November 6, 2011 5:27pm UTC
   I just stole a cookie in front of five grownups and wasn't noticed.
   HOW NINJA IS THAT?
   
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2. lunathehypnoticlemon
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   November 6, 2011 5:13pm UTC
   Buster you may be able to run through a screen door. But puppy, you can't break a glass one. All you do is lose a braincell and cause me to make smudges on the glass so you know there's something there.
   
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3. lunathehypnoticlemon
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   November 5, 2011 9:12pm UTC
   Okay Everyone! Make your goal for this coming week to make an insecure or sad person feel better. Or atleast try to talk to them. I don't think it's fun to be sad without a friend. And I know you do to. So just try to spend a couple minutes doing something like that! Thanks! If you agree with this or you do something good like that, fav this to show people we're there for them. <3
   
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   November 5, 2011 5:02pm UTC
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   November 5, 2011 4:45pm UTC
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6. lunathehypnoticlemon
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   November 5, 2011 4:16pm UTC
   I was doing my chore today-pickin up dog crap.
   Right when I finished he ran outside and pooped right in front of me! What a jerk!
   That's why I felt a lot better when he ran into our glass door a couple minutes later:)
   
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7. lunathehypnoticlemon
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   November 5, 2011 1:24pm UTC
   grammar?
   Who cares?!
   I be hatin' you gramah!
   
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8. lunathehypnoticlemon
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   November 5, 2011 12:25pm UTC
   The first touch,
   You bumped into me
   I though you were a jerk
   the second touch,
   You patted my shoulder
   And I didn't know what to think
   The third touch,
   You brushed hair out my face
   And tucked it into my hat
   I started to like you
   The fourth touch,
   I'm stressed and you hold my hand
   Just a crush?
   the fifth touch
   Was a kiss on the cheek
   How can I not love you now?
   
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9. lunathehypnoticlemon
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   November 5, 2011 12:04pm UTC
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10. lunathehypnoticlemon
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    November 5, 2011 2:49am UTC
    So, this girl and I were friends in fifth grade then we were in a fight for like 2 years! But we started hanging out a bit last year because both of us were kinda excluded but anywhere now our friendship is better than ever and we're BFFs. We don't even remember what we were fighting about! So if you get in a fight with a friend, don't give up. If you're meant to be friends, you'll get back on track eventually. :)
    I love you Gretchen66!
    
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11. lunathehypnoticlemon
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    November 5, 2011 1:45am UTC
    She's beautiful
    But she doesn't notice
    People tell her she's a keeper
    But she doesn't beleive them
    She seems fine
    But she's attacking herself from the inside
    She refuses to beleive in herself
    She barely eats
    And makes herself sick
    Kids used to look up to her
    She was so full of life
    Now she's just an empty shell
    Her eyes are dark and solemn
    Her shoulders are small and limp
    She doesn't see her beauty
    The light in her eyes that has faided
    Someday I will re-write this
    And her eyes will be alight again
    
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12. lunathehypnoticlemon
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    November 5, 2011 1:17am UTC
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13. lunathehypnoticlemon
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    November 5, 2011 12:48am UTC
    I loved you from first sight
    You know, when you tripped UP the stairs
    People think you're mean
    They just see the bad
    But I see the good
    They say you're worthless
    But I see the potential
    You are worth everything
    You're funny and you're sweet
    But only to me
    I tell myself to forget it
    That I don't like you
    But when you speak I get a shiver
    And when I look into your eyes I melt
    I don't think I ever stood a chance
    Of not falling in love
    But I did
    And there's no going back
    I love you
    
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14. lunathehypnoticlemon
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    November 5, 2011 12:26am UTC
    When your little: boys- gross, diseases, and unnecessary
    A little older: annoying, rude, and just plain wrong
    Now: IF SOMEONE KNOWS PLEASE TELL ME!!!
    
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15. lunathehypnoticlemon
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    November 5, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Brother: I have a six pack
    Sister: Yeah of pudding cups!
    -not mine
    
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16. lunathehypnoticlemon
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    November 4, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot
    -Credit to Very Potter Musical
    And yes it is all one word. Feel free to use it all the time. It works with everything! Yay!
    
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17. lunathehypnoticlemon
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    November 4, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    I LOVE LEMONADE!!!
    and luna... and hypnotic things... not really... but yeah...so there... yay!
    
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