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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 6:47pm UTC

Christmas #13:
Yo mommas so fat:
i took a picture of her last christmas, and it's still printing!
-no hate-

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CallMeKiana
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 8:09pm UTC

mY BoYFrienD Does THis cuTe THinG
where he doesn't exist

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 6:22pm UTC

No matter how many times I check
my suitcase when i'm packing to go on vacation,
I always feel like i'm forgetting something.
I love you all.
-Jade672
nmf

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 5:40pm UTC

┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓
Everyday I'm shuffling wittying

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 5:59pm UTC

so basically,
my mom
can hear me mumble under my breath
but can't hear me say,
"What!?"
multiple times after she screams my name.
What the f**k?

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brittany6969
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 10:11pm UTC

I got expelled from school on pajama day. Not my fault I sleep naked.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 6:03pm UTC

Whenever I see a clown fish
I immediately think, "OMFG IT'S NEMO!" ♥

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xxamyxx114
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 5:35pm UTC

You Have 206 Bones In Your Body.
Would You Like One More?(;
Fav If You Get It(:

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 6:05pm UTC

"My mom said no. :("
Lmfao. Jk, I just don't want to hang out with you.
nmf

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onelesslonleygirl
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 6:35pm UTC

I dropped my laptop off a boa t
the other day.
It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
fave if you get it.
;D
nmq

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amberlynn2013
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 12:36am UTC

Loving someone who doesnt love you
back is like hugging a cactus;
the tighter and longer you hold on;
the more its gonna
hurt.
-♥-
NMF

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allicat332
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 10:19pm UTC

If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on the desk right now.♥

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yellowducks247
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 10:21pm UTC

Your big beautiful
brown eyes
are my blue skies

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Hottie69
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 10:47pm UTC

LIKE for a rate
1-10(;

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CrazyDervz
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 12:55pm UTC

Boy: Would you wear socks if you had no feet?
Girl: No.
Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 4:58pm UTC

WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO
UNDERLINE SOMETHING & YOU END UP
CROSSING IT OUT.

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 6:22pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
Calling other people
UGLY
won't make you any
Prettier
so why do it?
Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

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WhyAmISoShy
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 1:10pm UTC

How can I tell her "I love you" ?
Just do it!
Ok,let's practice it with you..
Ok
I love you <3
I love you too, now go and tell her
I just did♥
Fave, if you wanna get a message like that!♥
facebook.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 4:47pm UTC

You leave your phone in
Another room thinking that you'll
GET A TEXT IF YOU'RE AWAY FROM IT
nmq

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xoxojessicuhh
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 1:41pm UTC

I want to throw a party
with fake alcohol
&& see how many people act drunk
♥

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