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lukeduke277

1. lukeduke277
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   July 16, 2010 2:41pm UTC
   A blonde girl walked in to an electronics store and said
   "Excuse me sir i would like to buy this tv!" and he said "Sorry mam we dont sell to blondes!" So the girl went home and died her hair. She came back to the electronic's store and said "Hello sir i would like to buy this tv!" Then he said "Sorry mam we dont sell to blondes!" So the girl went home and had a complete make over! She came back to the store and said "Sir can i buy this tv and the Store clerk said "Sorry we dont sell to blondes!!" She said "Sir how'd you know im a blonde?" He said "Mam thats a microwave!!!
   
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2. lukeduke277
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   July 15, 2010 3:33pm UTC
   I'm Here Right Now, But Im Probably Just Ignoreing Some One, If i Dont Get Back To You, IT'S YOU! >(
   
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3. lukeduke277
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   July 15, 2010 3:28pm UTC
   HAVE A SMURFIN' GOOD DAY!!!
   
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4. lukeduke277
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   July 15, 2010 3:25pm UTC
   I Had A Near Death Experience...
   Meeting Your Mom!!!
   
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5. lukeduke277
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   July 15, 2010 3:21pm UTC
   Life is like a Pizza Hot in the Begining and Cold When Your Finished!
   
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