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  1. emily_leah emily_leah
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    I am in love with
    EMINEM.
    He's amazing.
    Just putting that out there.

  2. emily_leah emily_leah
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    "There's nowhere for
    the geniuses...
    So I probably belong
    there."
    John Lennon

  3. emily_leah emily_leah
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    He loves me.
    He loves me not.
    Why even play this game when you already know the answer...and it's not the one you want?

  4. emily_leah emily_leah
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Duck Dynasty #10
    "You let me hunt? That's like saying...You let me breathe. You let me go to the bathroom. I go to the bathroom whenever..and whereever I want to."
    -Jase

  5. emily_leah emily_leah
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    But you make me wanna act like a girl.
    Paint my nails, and wear perfume.
    For you.
    Make me so nervous that I just can't
    hold your hand.

  6. emily_leah emily_leah
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 11:36pm UTC
    A n d T o d ay . .
    He asked me to prom!

  7. vickytoria101 vickytoria101
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Slap each cheek twice
    Say Pencil
    Hold your breath for five seconds
    Take a one second breath
    FAVE without breathing
    I bet you are going to yawn!

  8. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Ohmygosh.
    He's so hot.
    I wonder if he thinks I'm cute.
    Should I say hi?
    Wait. What if I seem creepy?
    I'll be like heyy ;)
    No. Should I wink?
    No. Wait. Don't walk away from me.
    I love you.
    You're beautiful, in every single way.
    Oh wait, he's walking this way.
    Okay. Smile.
    Don't seem like a creeper.
    He smiled back.
    "Heyyyyy."
    I want some food.
    Ugh. I could be playing call of duty right now
    Hey, cute girl.
    What's up cutie ;)?
    Oh wait. She'll think I'm weird.
    Damn. Oh wait. Where's my mom?
    Okay. Maybe she's over there.
    Mom where are you.
    No wait she's right next to the cute girl.
    Oh wow. She smiled.
    Cute smile girl ;)
    "Heyyy."
    She said hey, what do I say?
    Let me smile back.
    "Hey."
    wow. I sounded stupid.
    I want food.
    MYQUOTE.
    Format credit to :Themascaraseries.

  9. skylarisamazingg skylarisamazingg
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:11am UTC
    TODAY IS
    MY BIRTHDAY

  10. skylarisamazingg skylarisamazingg
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:22am UTC
    Finally 17!!!!

  11. She She
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:41am UTC
    other girls: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
    me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

  12. xobaybabyox14 xobaybabyox14
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Sunglasses :
    Used for starring at someone
    Without
    getting
    caught
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    Some people over use the word forever,
    i can't tell if it's because they don't know what it
    means, or they just can't stick with it. Maybe
    they get bored too easily, or just need new people
    to entertain them. Or, is it just me? Maybe i'll
    just never be g o o d e n o u g h for anyone.

  14. StayTrueToYourself StayTrueToYourself
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    She Wants You
    To Play With Her P*ssy,
    Not Her Heart .

  15. xxmusicxxgirl xxmusicxxgirl
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    She’s prettier than I’ll ever be,
    got yourself a beauty queen.
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  16. LoveLD LoveLD
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Am I the only one who laughs harder when i'm trying to explain what i'm laughing so hard about?


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. nutmegx97 nutmegx97
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Hey.
    & hi.
    nmq/nmf
    Hey, but why did you say it twice?
    Well, I thought I'd be nice and say it to both of your faces.
    nmq/n

  19. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    ♥ways to be a perfect boyfriend#1;
    sneak up & hug her from behind

  20. sadness* sadness*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    *When i meet One Direction*
    Me: Are you a keyboard?
    Niall: ...
    Me: cause your my type *winks*
    Harry: i'm just going to walk away
    Louis: agreed
    Liam: oh look tree
    Zayn: Wtf did she just say?
    Made By McFly

:)

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