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Member Since: 5 May 2011 06:32pm

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  1. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 9:29am UTC
    SO THIS IS IT.
    my mom's taking away my witty.
    she says its not safe to talk to people online who you don't know in person.
    i argued, saying that witty is my life.
    but she insisted.
    so goodbye witty. we've had some good times.
    i'll miss you.

  2. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    **How to annoy Voldemort **
    number 1
    Tell him that, because JK Rowling created him, he is muggle born

  3. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    fave if you had thr sense to highlight this when you saw it was blank, or if you're a ninja and can just do cool stuff such as reading invisible quotes:)

  4. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    Dear Fly who refuses to go out the window:
    I'm trying to save your life, you dumb piece of sh*t.
    Now i have no remorse for ruining your day.
    -me :)

  5. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    and if wizards listened to wiz khalifa,
    all the hufflepuffs would be singin'
    "Yeah, uhuh, you know what it is...
    Black and yellow, black and yellow..."
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    ilw

  6. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Today my grandpa died.
    it was totally unexpected, and out of the blue
    just this morning he was eating breakfast with my mum.
    I guess he got into the car to drive home,
    and had a heart attack.
    we never expected he'd die like this.
    he was only 75 years old
    can i have 75 saves to show gramps i love him?
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    ilw

  7. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    DO IT!
    1.) I want to tell you this. So look at number 7.
    2.) sorry wrong number, i meant number 5
    3.) i'm not joking with you. I just cant get my numbers right. Look at number 9.
    4.) i'm joking. look at number 8.
    5.) you want to kill me right now. Cause it's 10.
    6.) okay. I just wanted to say i love you!
    7.) naaah. ,its number 3.
    8.) Ahh.. Oops. Number 11
    9.)Just look at number 4..
    10.) Do you trust me? number 12..
    11.)Naah. number 2
    12.) are you mad yet? number13.
    13.) look at number 6(;

  8. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    “During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.”
    — Unknown

  10. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    damn, boy,
    do you know how much willpower it is taking
    not to reach out and hug you right now?

  11. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    it's long, but totally worth it!
    Blonde Kidnapper
    A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
    She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you."
    She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
    The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
    The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
    The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

  12. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    practicing your signature...
    with his last name :)

  13. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    who else
    loves this font?
    i mean, i am totally gonna have to teach myself to write like this...

  14. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    One hot boy...
    can turn a good girl
    into a google-stalker
    in a
    flash

  15. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    They ALWAYS tell me
    "There's other fish in the sea!"...
    but my response EVERY TIME is
    "Yea... but he was my nemo<3"

  16. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Google
    _______________________________________
    |ME |
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2011 - Privacy
    Did you mean? Awesome?

  17. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when rebecca black asks justin bieber to do a duet with her
    and he has to say never

  18. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    EVER WONDER ...
    Why the sun lightens our hair,
    but darkens our skin?
    Why women can't put on mascara
    with their mouth closed?
    Why don't you ever see the headline
    'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
    Why is it that doctors call what
    they do 'practice'?
    Why is lemon juice made with
    artificial flavor, and dish washing
    liquid made with real lemons?
    Why is the man who invests all
    your money called a broker?
    Why is the time of day with the
    slowest traffic called rush hour?
    Why isn't there mouse-flavored
    cat food?
    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    Why do they sterilize the needle
    for lethal injections?
    You know that indestructible black
    box that is used on airplanes? Why
    don't they make the whole plane out
    of that stuff?!
    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    Why are they called apartments
    when they are all stuck together?
    If con is the opposite of pro, is
    Congress the opposite of progress?
    If flying is so safe, why do they call
    the airport the terminal?

  19. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    dammit!
    { I L O V E Y O U }

  20. loveyou624 loveyou624
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    &who else thinks,
    that witty should make a whole category,
    just for
    Taylor Swift
    quotes?

:)

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