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  1. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 7:55am UTC
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  2. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Funny Condom Slogans,
    1: Before you attack her, cover your wacker
    2: Don't be silly, cover your willy
    3: No glove! No love!

  3. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    me: Mom am i adopted?
    mom: No! Why do you say that?
    me: then why am i the only sexy one in the family? explain that.
    NMF

  4. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Please fav this if you can, I need to know that someone, somewhere cares about me and won't judge me for being myself and for my stupid mistakes</3

  5. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Me: Mom i'm going out!
    mom: with who? what are you going to do?
    me: -__- i'm going out with terrorists and we're gonna get high
    NMF

  6. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Yikes..
    didn't know you felt like that but that's too bad, because i love you ♥

  7. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    STOP!
    And make the motherf*cking spongebob time (;
    !!!
    And

  8. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 9:50am UTC
    I love you, just thought you should know that.♥

  9. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:02am UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  10. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    I don't hate you, i never will
    I just act like i do..
    because it's easier than
    admitting i miss you..
    nmf

  11. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Him: Suck my d*ck
    Me: My mom told me to never put small things in my mouth
    Him: my d*ck is huge!
    Me: not even in Lego land hun.
    nmf

  12. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    I don't wear black 'cause i'm
    emo/gothis, i wear black because
    i'm a ninja

  13. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    If someone sang "Hey there Delilah" to me
    I'd be in love

  14. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    I need you now more then ever.
    I miss you so much
    NOT MY QUOTE

  15. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Waking up in the
    morning and
    thinking where
    am I?

  16. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Please read this.. you will know who i 'm talking about if you do.
    Please talk to me, i still love you OK? People tell yo ui write quotes about you.. it's true i do. But what do you expect? For me to be ok with everything? I'm just writing my feelings, and if you actually took the time to read my quotes you would see that most of my quotes, are about trying to get over you, that i still love you. So don't act like this is all of my fault, you were th e one who was going to dump me for another giirl. Please.. forgive me. i don't shed tears becuase it's my hobby, it's because i'm hurt :'( i'm the only who should be apologizing. <3
    nmf

  17. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 10:04am UTC
    Sorry i'm to o lame for you.
    it's not that i don't care... oh wait, it is that i don't care ♥
    bizzlebelles

  18. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Waking up at like 3 in the morning and thinking
    Why the f*ck am I awake?

  19. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    APPEARANCE:
    [x] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I tan easily.
    [] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I wear glasses.
    [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [x] I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    [] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [x] I've stolen something from my school. (like pencils. nothing newsworthy)
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    [x] I've fallen in public.
    [x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [x] I've glued my hand to something.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [] I had a serious surgery.
    [x]I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [x] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [x] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've ridden in a taxi.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [] I've gone to therapy.

  20. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Spongebob: Are you squidward?
    Random Squid: no.
    Spongebob: Are you squidward?
    Random Squid: no.
    Patrick: Are you squidward?
    Fire hydrant:....
    Patrick: It's okay, take you time

:)

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