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loverbone12

1. loverbone12
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   July 2, 2013 3:23pm UTC
   There is no such thing as a good girl. Its a bad girl that hasn't been caught yet.
   
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2. loverbone12
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   July 2, 2013 3:20pm UTC
   Don't break anyone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones, they have 206 .
   
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3. loverbone12
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   July 2, 2013 3:18pm UTC
   We live in a generation where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
   
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4. loverbone12
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   July 2, 2013 3:14pm UTC
   Tickle me and I will not be responsible for your injuries.
   
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5. loverbone12
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   July 2, 2013 3:11pm UTC
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6. loverbone12
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   July 2, 2013 12:48am UTC
   A baby's laughter is the sweetest thing to hear, unless its 3 am ur home alone and you don't have a baby.
   
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7. loverbone12
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   June 20, 2013 8:45pm UTC
   Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you will find a brain back there.
   
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8. loverbone12
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   June 20, 2013 8:42pm UTC
   Making my friend laugh when she is reading to the class.
   
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9. loverbone12
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   June 20, 2013 8:39pm UTC
   I didn't trip, I was just testing gravity. Yep, it still works.
   
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10. loverbone12
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    June 20, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    Sometimes I don't know if ppl r checkin me out or are shocked at how ugly I am.
    
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11. loverbone12
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    June 20, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    When someone in class reminds the teacher about homework.
    ME: ME ND U- 3:00 U BETTER RUN
    
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12. loverbone12
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    June 20, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    HOPE- Hold on, pain ends
    
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13. loverbone12
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    June 20, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Honestly, I've never seen anyone slip because of a banana.
    
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14. loverbone12
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    June 20, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    "Username or password incorrect". wtf tell me which one it is...
    
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15. loverbone12
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    June 20, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    When you take a shower in the middle of the day and you are not sure wheter to wear your normal clothes or your pajamas.
    
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16. loverbone12
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    June 20, 2013 8:47am UTC
    Dear middle finger, thnx for sticking up for me.
    
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17. loverbone12
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    June 20, 2013 12:23am UTC
    Dear middle finger, thnx for sticking up for me.
    
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18. loverbone12
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    June 20, 2013 12:04am UTC
    If I can't act weird around you, we can't be friends..
    
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19. loverbone12
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    June 19, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Note to self: Wearing headphones do not make my fart silent.
    
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20. loverbone12
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    June 19, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    We are the wtf generation: Wikipedia, Twitter, Facebook
    
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